DuckDuckGo’s anti-AI sunglasses won’t spy on anyone

50 points by Asinine a day ago on tildes | 8 comments

[OP] Asinine | a day ago

Humor publication The Onion published a sly post about the DuckDuckGo sunglasses, sharing comical quotes from made-up consumers. “0/10, useless for perverts,” says one fictional person. Says another, “Guess I’ll have to violate people’s privacy the old-fashioned way: From the bushes.”

At Knockaround, we never stop innovating. So as AI glasses started taking over, we designed sunglasses in partnership with DuckDuckGo and asked ourselves: what could possibly beat AI glasses with cameras? Then, in a stroke of genius, it hit us: no AI. In a second aha moment: no cameras either. So we did something radical. We made some Normal F*ing Sunglasses.

chocobean | 9 hours ago

Not only was I glad to read an article about an ad, I also willingly watched a video ad. And then gleefully read more ads with the Onion partnership.

DDG should give out their logo + anti AI stickers for everyone to stick on all their analog stuff next.

zipf_slaw | 4 hours ago

DDG should give out their logo + anti AI stickers

Kind of odd to do so, since they use AI summaries on their search returns.

chocobean | 4 hours ago

That can be turned off from options, please do so

For what it's worth, these glasses don't seem to be made by the same company that works with Meta to make their smart glasses (EssilorLuxottica). They own a shocking number of brands, it can be extremely hard to tell when you're buying their products. As far as manufacturing goes, I can't say for sure if they use the same factories or not. It certainly doesn't matter from a privacy standpoint for dumb glasses, but as a form of protest I find it is more effective to not fund the companies that are disregarding our privacy.

Deely | 12 hours ago

Video ad (included in the article) for DuckDuckGo sunglasses just beatiful, beautiful I tell you!

Direct link to video ad on YouTube

"We're obsEEEEssed with innovation" got a chuckle out of me :D

mild_takes | 5 hours ago

I didn't realize how cliche that line was until now. Perfect satire.