Kim Jong Un Has Handed Control of the Nuclear Forces to His 13-Year-Old Daughter. In Pyongyang, She Is Already Being Prepared as a Successor

32 points by sergeyfomkin 15 hours ago on reddit | 5 comments

ZMD87412274150354 | 14 hours ago

Fuck it, why not. Trump and a 13 year old have access to nukes, of varying effectiveness. Any one have any other bad ideas we can try?

State of the Union 2027.

All Democrats declared domestic terrorists for the mysterious death of his wife.

The Jan 6 proud boys enter chambers in Rambo cosplay and take out every Democrat.

Each boy immediately receives congressional medals of honor to chants of USA USA USA.

As things settle, a few people are declared disloyal RINOs. They try to run to the exit, swiss cheesed like they're in Robocop, the crowd cheers.

"They fell funny. That's too bad ." Uproarious laughter, more chanting.

New wife is then introduced, the teenage leader of North Korea.

plasmid9000 | 7 hours ago

She changed the password to "✨SlaughterQueen13✨" and won't give it back until her dad lets her film a TikTok with the ICBMs.