I've been fundraising for an expedition to go prospecting for gold in clouds. I haven't quite raised enough yet, but nobody else has ever looked before so this is your opportunity to get in on the ground floor of something huge! Where else do you think the gold in rivers comes from originally?
Kalgoorlie super pit has more gold than that, in todays value it has alreadyproduced $300 billion in gold. 60 million ounces so far, with potential to produce 25million more. Olympic Dam has up to $200 billion in reserves (40 million ounces).
unlinked3297 | a day ago
Gold? Underground? This whole time?!
2beatenup | a day ago
Wait till you hear about gold being found in rivers… lol /s
unlinked3297 | a day ago
Gold? Underwater? This whole time?!
so_bold_of_you | a day ago
This made me laugh out loud
usps_made_me_insane | a day ago
Wait till you hear about the gold up my ass.
SeldenNeck | a day ago
If this were near Wall Street, they would find a way to securitize it without digging it up.
And charge a green premium for protecting the environment.
Anybody wanna buy options on shares in asteroid 16 Psyche??
klyzklyz | an hour ago
Swallow an old gold crown?
iamnotpedro1 | 22 hours ago
Gold? Up your ass? This whole time?
2beatenup | 23 hours ago
Wait wait there’s more… it even comes out and shines so we can pan it (not talking about fools gold)… 😜
FaceDeer | 22 hours ago
I've been fundraising for an expedition to go prospecting for gold in clouds. I haven't quite raised enough yet, but nobody else has ever looked before so this is your opportunity to get in on the ground floor of something huge! Where else do you think the gold in rivers comes from originally?
Qdoodle_too | a day ago
Haha, that line was good. Can't believe it was just sitting there this WHOLE time 😂
CaptainMagnets | 23 hours ago
For YEARS!!!
ggrieves | 21 hours ago
Billions and billions
CantTakeMeSeriously | a day ago
That can't be possible. Literally every gold I've seen has been decidedly above ground.
wartsnall1985 | 22 hours ago
“Why would I bury my gold in the ground where anyone could find it?” -Ron Swanson
Orgasmic_interlude | 18 hours ago
Just sitting there!!! It didn’t even giggle or make breathing noises to give itself away.
nerdextra | 17 hours ago
I’m hearing this in Sally Fields’ voice like at the end of Mrs. Doubtfire.
crsierra | 7 hours ago
No one could have possibly known
Dylanator13 | 23 hours ago
We have been sifting through dirt and rocks to get gold for a while. Finding an actual gold deposit is a very big breakthrough.
truehd24 | a day ago
This is awfully convenient timing given the recent surge in gold prices, and the only source is state run media... I'd keep an eye on this one.
j4_jjjj | a day ago
Seems stories like "lithium deposit found under Wyoming" and "gold mine found under China" and such are popping up every few weeks lately
brinz1 | 11 hours ago
When prices go up, geologists will search deeper than they would previously
Rugaru985 | 6 hours ago
How do I make pussy prices go up so my husband goes deeper?
brinz1 | 6 hours ago
Good pussy
Agueybana | 15 hours ago
> convenient
Convenient? I'll say. There's already a mine on top of it even!
Doldhov | a day ago
Yeah, that’s usually what gold ore does.
Onemilliondown | a day ago
Kalgoorlie super pit has more gold than that, in todays value it has alreadyproduced $300 billion in gold. 60 million ounces so far, with potential to produce 25million more. Olympic Dam has up to $200 billion in reserves (40 million ounces).
haverchuck22 | 23 hours ago
Well what else would it have been doing other than sitting there this whole time?
Yugan-Dali | 21 hours ago
Maybe they expected it to prance around?
Specialist-Many-8432 | a day ago
This happens like every six months
Toaneknee | 23 hours ago
The gold at 9000 ft down will be interesting to mine.
64-17-5 | a day ago
Gold is where you find it!
roygbivasaur | 22 hours ago
Move to the music
vertigounconscious | 23 hours ago
so half as much as Parmount needs to get out from under the debt it just added to its total.
alternatingflan | 22 hours ago
Is that $ figure pre- or post- krasnov artificial inflation of gold?
paulsteinway | 20 hours ago
"This whole time."
What other whole time could it have been?
bendersbitch | 13 hours ago
“Part of another time”
borgstea | a day ago
Once this hits the market it will lower the price of gold.
SillyFlyGuy | 23 hours ago
$30 trillion in gold already above ground. This introduces 0.003% of the supply.
GeeJo | 12 hours ago
83b/30t is ~a thousandth then tripled, so 0.3% would be closer.
chrisgilesphoto | 23 hours ago
The mining infrastructure will take years before it's out of the ground and have no impact on the current demand.
ScrubbingTheDeck | 18 hours ago
There's trillions in the ocean water and not counting whats on the sea bed
Qns is it worth it to extract
eggpoowee | 11 hours ago
'China definitely need peace, let's invade" - Trump probably
theMEtheWORLDcantSEE | 21 hours ago
So does the value of gold decrease?
Busterlimes | 23 hours ago
Gold backed Yuan incoming to crush the dollar as the world trade currency. Buckle up folks
KingKaiserW | 22 hours ago
How much gold per Yuan?
Sellazard | 11 hours ago
The nam of the gold mine is Putin
4DS3 | 11 hours ago
Gold Rush China on Discovery soon?
therealnothebees | an hour ago
This whole mine??
omegaphallic | 23 hours ago
Damn, everything really is coming up China this year isn't it?
dripainting42 | 21 hours ago
Welcome to the Chinese Century.
Moto341 | 21 hours ago
Why do we always feel the need to quantify the natural bounty of the earth immediately into dollars.