>These illness-causing bacteria can be contracted from infected feces that enter the mouth due to poor handwashing, or by swallowing food or water contaminated with them.
...
>The best ways to prevent yourself from catching the disease are to maintain good hygiene and wash your hands. It is also important to wash the genitals and anus with soap and water before and after sexual activity, which applies to everyone engaging in all types of sexual activity.
Eating ass. Just say it. Quit eating dirty, unwashed ass
>Most people at risk of infection are children under 5, those in places where sanitation standards are lower, and those who are homeless. However, there is also evidence that gay and bisexual men are experiencing a rapid rise in the infection. According to experts, Shigella is regularly present within these communities.
Hahaha holy shit, shigella?!? Dude I got that shit when I was super young in daycare from someone that didn’t wash their hands when they made our food. You get it from eating shit!
Yea, I just remember I had such a high fever I was hallucinating in my room. The next thing I know, a nurse has my legs up over my head and I’m getting my ass wiped in the hospital. It was pretty bad, i was like five or six so I lucked out and didnt shit myself to death. Sure came close though😬
It’s hard to know for any individual, but on a population level researchers can infer that at least part of the increase is sexually transmitted because it’s disproportionately affecting gay men (who have more sex and specific types of sex more often than the rest of the population.) Presumably STI risk questionnaires will be more common for Shigella diagnoses moving forward and we’ll be able to get more data.
C diff usually requires your microbiome to be extremely disrupted usually from heavy antibiotics use. C diff cannot outcompete a normal person's microbiome.
Extreme-Island-5041 | 4 hours ago
>These illness-causing bacteria can be contracted from infected feces that enter the mouth due to poor handwashing, or by swallowing food or water contaminated with them.
...
>The best ways to prevent yourself from catching the disease are to maintain good hygiene and wash your hands. It is also important to wash the genitals and anus with soap and water before and after sexual activity, which applies to everyone engaging in all types of sexual activity.
Eating ass. Just say it. Quit eating dirty, unwashed ass
Yurastupidbitch | 4 hours ago
Even if it is pristine, it is still risky.
Steelpapercranes | 4 hours ago
Condoms and dental dams people
HandshakeOfCO | 3 hours ago
Yeah but what fun is that
Korvar | an hour ago
More fun than diarrhoea, I'm guessing.
SecondHandWatch | an hour ago
Don’t kink shame me.
johnniehammersticks | an hour ago
I dunno man, we need a pros and cons list
tim_dude | 2 hours ago
You're fun at swingers parties
scruffywarhorse | 2 hours ago
Yeah right
Ntroepy | 4 hours ago
Thank you for the helpful health warning.
I will now refrain from eating dirty, unwashed ass. I mean, I did before this post because that’s just nasty, but now I have a medical justification!
NoSpiceOrRice | 3 hours ago
“Most people at risk of infection are children under 5”
Damn them children are wild
Glass_Appeal8575 | 3 hours ago
Gen Alpha, and the A stands for Ass
HelloWorld_bas | 3 hours ago
when Skibidi goes too far
Greyhand13 | 54 minutes ago
Skibidi toilet will never be the same 🤣
TrustYourFarts | 3 hours ago
At which point in the date do you bring up the "We must wash our genitals and anuses before and after sexual activity" clause?
I think it would be better to broach it early, so they make an excuse and leave before you've had a chance to get your hopes up.
Extreme-Island-5041 | 3 hours ago
Agreed.
Waiter/Waitress: "Can I get you two some drinks?"
You: "One moment."
turns to date
You: "Will there be any ass eating tonight?"
Her: "Yeah. Yeah, I think there will be."
turns back to waiter/waitress with a smile
You: "Two Dry Dirty Martinis it is. Dry is the theme and hopefully this is the only dirty thing we'll be introducing our tongues to tonight!"
NuclearWasteland | 2 hours ago
-blank stare- "I hate this job."
TheModWhoShaggedMe | 4 hours ago
As someone who avoids the poop chute like the suspect stink fest it is, no worries here.
HandakinSkyjerker | 3 hours ago
The Butthole Council is out in full engorgcement.
ContentPolicyKiller | 2 hours ago
Interesting eating ass gives diarrhea. It always gave me vomit.
AdmirableComposer140 | 3 hours ago
If we can't shame ass eating in it's entirety, what are we then as a society?
PsyAstronaut | 3 hours ago
Haven't you seen all the recalls as of lately not the best time for salad tossing.
Pielacine | 2 hours ago
its
AdmirableComposer140 | 56 minutes ago
Sounds like you need to go eat some ass
Pielacine | 50 minutes ago
I thought you wanted to shame it
AdmirableComposer140 | 45 minutes ago
Buddy it's a joke, get your head out of your ass lol. Or the ass you're eating out of.
Pielacine | 44 minutes ago
The person on Reddit who needs to say “its a joke” loses, pal
AdmirableComposer140 | 38 minutes ago
Dude you just won reddit. That's sick. Good for you lol
PapiSpanky | 56 minutes ago
Gen Z in shambles.
wrxninja | 3 hours ago
Is it okay if it's a clean, washed ass?
LukeD1992 | 3 hours ago
All it takes is a little fart with some poop particles as stowaways and voilà.
sprinkles-n-shizz | an hour ago
I'll never understand the appeal of eating ass. 😩
Extreme-Island-5041 | 3 hours ago
Seems like relatively simple math:
If the poo hole cleanse depth exceeds the partners tongue length...good to go!
AWeakMindedMan | 2 hours ago
Aka wash atleast 3 inches deep inside the hole. Unless you’re dating a band member from kiss or terry crews that should be enough.
twitchy | 2 hours ago
aka wassh
rhaezorblue | an hour ago
Stop doing it entirely. I will never understand this. Just use hands if you gotta do some things down there and wash afterward
disignore | 48 minutes ago
you can also get UTI from anal, so it extends to that, even though the article focuses on rimjobst
witheringsyncopation | 2 hours ago
Yeah, but what if I like putting my tongue in it? What then?
_unsinkable_sam_ | 2 hours ago
thats a paddling
Extreme-Island-5041 | 2 hours ago
Seems like relatively simple math:
If the poo hole cleanse depth exceeds your tongue length...good to go!
oalfonso | 5 hours ago
I’m an IT engineer, I’m safe.
f_leaver | 5 hours ago
I'm me, so I'm safe too.
wthulhu | 5 hours ago
Maybe we should all be safe... together...
f_leaver | 5 hours ago
I don't know, sounds kinda risky...
Snocap1200 | 52 minutes ago
That part!!
Remarkable_Cake_4735 | 4 hours ago
Lol
Ntroepy | 4 hours ago
I’m on Reddit, so I’m safe by default.
Glass-Fan111 | 3 hours ago
“Bada bada bum tssssss!”
simonbleu | 4 hours ago
What do you mean? You work on the backend right?
LiftUpTheGood | 3 hours ago
Idk ill bet you got your own place and a car.. Looking pretty sexy these days!
zffjk | 2 hours ago
Woooooooooooosh
LiftUpTheGood | 2 hours ago
how do you figure?
zffjk | an hour ago
My woosh missed the other guy and hit you my bad
NebulaBetter | an hour ago
we could conclude that reddit is generally safe
3PoundsOfFlax | 43 minutes ago
All redditors too
Content_Bed_1290 | 3 hours ago
Why would that make you safe?
ThereIRuinedIt | 3 hours ago
"Sexually transmitted"
Foxtastic_Semmel | 2 hours ago
There are two types of IT engineers, the hyposexual and the hypersexual ones.
Knowing the later type, it gets quite extreme
monkeybawz | 5 hours ago
"Did you read the article?"
"Fuck no I didn't read the article!"
captcraigaroo | 4 hours ago
>Most people at risk of infection are children under 5, those in places where sanitation standards are lower, and those who are homeless. However, there is also evidence that gay and bisexual men are experiencing a rapid rise in the infection. According to experts, Shigella is regularly present within these communities.
Guess you're at risk, huh?
monkeybawz | 4 hours ago
Nope. Not reading that. Just because I won't be able to unread it!
captcraigaroo | 4 hours ago
If you're from Baltimore, you wouldn't be able to
WellActuallyYouWrong | 4 hours ago
nuh uh... its the city that reads!
monkeybawz | 4 hours ago
I'm sure that if I were from Baltimore, that would be scathing.
Hawne | 3 hours ago
> Shigella
Sounds like a music festival.
- Where u been last spring?
- I did Shigella, then the after party!
- Was it any good?
- Sucks ass!
NeriTina | 2 hours ago
*-Blows ass!
Fixed it for ya
jadekitten | 4 hours ago
To quote a scholar, “This is Readdit”. The articals are not read, also they all want us register. ick no.
monkeybawz | 4 hours ago
I mean, I normally do try to get context. But.... too much context!
TheDrummerMB | 3 hours ago
articals - I feel like this typo was intentional, but I can't figure out why?
abielle1177 | 4 hours ago
"Because paywall"
monkeybawz | 4 hours ago
Normally, but in this case I think it could be a reverse paywall where I get cash to click through, and I'd give it a pass
Sea-Tale1722 | 5 hours ago
Too much booty eating going on lately. Pink eye and diarrhea all over the place. It’s a shame.
Suspicious-Time-646 | 4 hours ago
A shame?
Remarkable_Cake_4735 | 4 hours ago
Lol
alternatingflan | 5 hours ago
Avoid maga party conventions.
mojofrog | 4 hours ago
Trump diaper syndrome
shrimpcreole | 4 hours ago
Hyperlocal Grinder alerts
AlarmedSnek | 5 hours ago
Hahaha holy shit, shigella?!? Dude I got that shit when I was super young in daycare from someone that didn’t wash their hands when they made our food. You get it from eating shit!
SevereAsparagus7661 | 4 hours ago
The "fecal-oral" route of transmission as it's called. Also why I don't eat ass.
AlarmedSnek | 4 hours ago
Yea, I just remember I had such a high fever I was hallucinating in my room. The next thing I know, a nurse has my legs up over my head and I’m getting my ass wiped in the hospital. It was pretty bad, i was like five or six so I lucked out and didnt shit myself to death. Sure came close though😬
TelluricThread0 | 3 hours ago
Even on special occasions?
tpc0121 | 3 hours ago
back in my day, we used to call it the 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
PureBlisster | 4 hours ago
How would you even know that you got diarrhea from a sexual encounter? Would you not just assume it was something you ate?
Character-Active2208 | 4 hours ago
Just answered your own question
-ParticleMan- | 4 hours ago
Ummmm…..
regprenticer | 2 hours ago
It will be Shigella which is largely associated with sexual activity. I've been told it's absolutely unbearable so you don't really want it.
Hugs154 | 2 hours ago
It’s hard to know for any individual, but on a population level researchers can infer that at least part of the increase is sexually transmitted because it’s disproportionately affecting gay men (who have more sex and specific types of sex more often than the rest of the population.) Presumably STI risk questionnaires will be more common for Shigella diagnoses moving forward and we’ll be able to get more data.
HyperSpaceSurfer | 2 hours ago
They test for what you have if you have diarrhea that's bad enough. If it's bacterial they tend to be able to grow it to see what's up.
KyleFromBorrasca | an hour ago
Getting dysentery from food isn't as common as it used to be.
abielle1177 | 4 hours ago
Maybe the victims did not buy prepared food in the 7 days.
Chrono_Convoy | 5 hours ago
No bueno
Yesterday622 | 5 hours ago
No Taco Bell burrito….
pharodrum | 4 hours ago
Omg. Can we please call it "Shagella" instead?
Jim_Nills_Mustache | 4 hours ago
I’m sorry?
What the fuck?
Mrslinkydragon | 4 hours ago
Its usually e.coli or shigella
luminousbutts | 4 hours ago
What an amazing era to be alive.
okbutIcouldbeasleep9 | 3 hours ago
This comment and username is taking me DOWN
luminousbutts | 3 hours ago
If I gave you a giggle my work here is done ✨
BytheHandofCicero | 5 hours ago
No ma it’s the lettuce
Aiwendil-981 | 4 hours ago
You've got to be shitting me!
jeezfrk | 4 hours ago
That's what she said?
ACorania | 3 hours ago
Shigella transmits via the fecal oral route. Nothing in the article suggests vaginal or seminal fluids transmit it.
The tramission hasn't changed... The amount of ass eating has
Steve0512 | an hour ago
Best band name ever!
DolphinsBreath | an hour ago
The Diarrhea Tendsetters
LegitimateSundae8460 | 5 hours ago
This is why I don't have sex.
MountainHigh31 | 5 hours ago
No it’s not.
thebladedbard | 4 hours ago
Thanks for the laugh!
BooBeeAttack | 4 hours ago
I don't think people should be having sex with diarrhea.
Dang fecalpheliacs.
Legitimate-Finger405 | 4 hours ago
Wash your goddamn hands 😂🤢
soukaixiii | 4 hours ago
And don't eat ass
not_a_bug_a_feature | 3 hours ago
I didn't have the sex diarrhea on my bingo card
Impressive-Court5279 | 5 hours ago
Not just Shigella you can also get Cdiff.
Avocados_number73 | 4 hours ago
C diff usually requires your microbiome to be extremely disrupted usually from heavy antibiotics use. C diff cannot outcompete a normal person's microbiome.
iggydude808 | 4 hours ago
All this shit going around. You'd think people will stop all this crap!
sugarstarbeam | 3 hours ago
They just eat ass.
hgprt_ | 5 hours ago
I wonder if this counts for other strains of intestinal flora as well
MrMeesesPieces | 4 hours ago
Well, class, this is what happens when you have sex with lettuce.
Minimum-Actuator-953 | 4 hours ago
So, you're into butt stuff, eh? Be careful out there butt enjoyers.
icechaosruffledgrous | 4 hours ago
Why is there an O in diarrhea?
Barkalow | 4 hours ago
British spelling
limbodog | 4 hours ago
In any other timeline that would be front page news for months.
That's going to be a really weird awkward conversation with a former one night stand
pukeblood213 | 4 hours ago
You spelled diarrhea wrong homie. It’s a tricky.
Street_Estate2342 | 3 hours ago
Well, shit.
kdogman639 | 5 hours ago
Cancer Webster holy fuck
Dumpenstein3d | 4 hours ago
Finally
Kizzle_McNizzle | 4 hours ago
stD
AAAdamKK | 4 hours ago
Shit happens 🤷
LiftUpTheGood | 4 hours ago
Stop fucking the shit out of eachother already!!!!
HeavyMusic93 | 3 hours ago
No
LiftUpTheGood | 3 hours ago
Come on please? Didn't you read the article were all gonna die!!!
Critardo | 3 hours ago
More tossed salad recalls...
ItsmeMr_E | 3 hours ago
So eating Taco Bell gives you diarrhea?
skipdo | 3 hours ago
Fucking what?
Sudden_Buffalo_4393 | 3 hours ago
Never go ass to mouth.
Entire_Month9233 | 3 hours ago
Scat Man
Will2LiveFading | 2 hours ago
I thought people weren't having as much sex but now there's STD diarrhea rampant? I guess the people having sex are all dirty mf'ers. /s
No_Sorbet_7724 | 2 hours ago
Lucky me, I'm not having sex.
NPVT | 2 hours ago
Understand. I've got constipation.
GrouchyLongBottom | 2 hours ago
Finally something I never have to worry about!
DrAfricaOfficial | 4 hours ago
No sex, no risk.
FahQBerrymuch | 4 hours ago
Shitters full.
OnlyACsNoFans | 5 hours ago
So butt sex?
Drunken_HR | 5 hours ago
It's a natural lubricant.
DanimalPlays | 5 hours ago
Obviously not. Almost certainly oral in general.
Necessary-Camp149 | 4 hours ago
Ass to mouth
Waste-Silver7915 | 4 hours ago
That's 1 way to fuck the shit out of her 🙈🙈🙈🙈
Weep4Thee | 5 hours ago
Yall are doing it wrong
Theopholus | 4 hours ago
Is the spelling correct? I’ve never seen it spelled like that.
SignificantArtHeist | 4 hours ago
English
OldDogTrainer | 3 hours ago
British*
SignificantArtHeist | 3 hours ago
Right. What a tosser I am
OldDogTrainer | 3 hours ago
Does “tosser” mean “incorrect”? If not, then that’s not what I was saying.
SignificantArtHeist | 3 hours ago
It was just the first Britishism that popped into my head. Twat sounded a little harsh for my faux pas
OldDogTrainer | 2 hours ago
I was just jokingly saying I wasn’t saying anything negative about you with my correction, friend.
SignificantArtHeist | 2 hours ago
I know. I wasn't offended. I was trying to make a joke. Obviously didn't come across in text
OldDogTrainer | 2 hours ago
How very British of you 😆
SignificantArtHeist | 2 hours ago
I take that as the highest of compliments
Wet_Side_Down | 4 hours ago
No shit
CharacterBarber5523 | 4 hours ago
And then the shit talking starts....
soukaixiii | 4 hours ago
The what?
be_sugary | 4 hours ago
President Trump did say America will be winning again.
Is this the winning combo?
Whis65 | 4 hours ago
That's enough internet for today.
prettyplanets | 3 hours ago
Now this is a party
TheOneAboveYou | 3 hours ago
I use Reddit sounds like I’m in the clear
ruin | 3 hours ago
r/brandnewsentence
PrestigiousAd1523 | 3 hours ago
New fear unlock
dumbname0192837465 | 3 hours ago
Say what now?
Gh0stl3it | 3 hours ago
And this is why you never go 🍑2👄
OldDogTrainer | 3 hours ago
Never heard of that STD.
Birdmeatschnitzel | 3 hours ago
Great, some free lube in this economy.
JasonSmithston | 2 hours ago
But like, if you have sex with someone who has a diarrhoea virus situation, you will probably catch it anyway, right? So is this actually news?
greenhornblue | 2 hours ago
I can’t seem to get any ass so I guess I’m safe.
Old_Man_Drifter | 2 hours ago
And they thought we'd believe that propaganda about lettuce.
KyleFromBorrasca | an hour ago
Imagine being one of the people who pushed for "STI" to catch on and then "sexually transmitted diarrhea" comes along and wrecks that.
Critical_Wealth_3534 | an hour ago
A trend we can get behind!
is_thatTheBestUGot | an hour ago
No threat to anyone here then, phew
Stuffed-Bear412 | an hour ago
I didn't even know that was a thing.
TheModWhoShaggedMe | 4 hours ago
What is diarrhoea?