Sam Altman: All the RAM Should Belong to Me, So I Can Charge People to Use It

564 points by waozen 6 hours ago on reddit | 35 comments

SMWW66 | 6 hours ago

Among several contenders, this sociopath is leading the pack to win Cunt of the Year

IMightSellYouWeed | 2 hours ago

How will he beat the orange pedo?

RoyalZeal | an hour ago

He already won Cunt of the Decade, he isnt eligible.

IMightSellYouWeed | an hour ago

Ah, I hear he’s in the running for the lifetime cunt award. So that makes sense.

Adventurous-Depth984 | 6 hours ago

These people have a mentality of “i sure could accomplish what I want, if it weren’t for everyone on earth not flinging themselves at my goals”

FiveAlarmDogParty | 4 hours ago

My conspiracy brain is rattled at this. It sort of makes me think that they are seeing subscriptions as a means to permanent revenue and they will eventually choke the supply so much that all we as consumers will be offered will be slow alternatives that will require internet connection to a central compute. No more offline compute/power. This way they can not only sell you on access to the internet, but also sell you on centralized compute and the only thing in your home/apartment will be a terminal that can’t do much on its own other than connect to the central network. For a fee.

Cereborn | 3 hours ago

That’s 100% where technology is going if we don’t do something to stop it.

mortraineyhat | 2 hours ago

This is why we have to fight back against what they are doing. This is their endgame

josherjohn | 3 hours ago

That is exactly what's happening

thethirdrayvecchio | 2 hours ago

100% what they’re going to push for.

Otteau | 6 hours ago

Yeah no. First they collect all the knowledge now they want all the computing power so they can charge whatever they want? Gtfo.

Ill-Egg-491 | 4 hours ago

More tech bros greed . Time to let karma take control !

Rich_Personality_920 | 5 hours ago

What a d***.

B00marangTrotter | an hour ago

Someone kick this pos in the plums.

Jay_Nova1 | 37 minutes ago

All your ram are belong to us

Severe_Implement23 | 3 hours ago

You will own nothing and have a subscription. /s

brumil24565 | 43 minutes ago

And I think all the feet should belong to me…so I can shove them up your ass.

HauntingBalance567 | 2 hours ago

Why bother lubricating your car's engine? Send all that oil to me so I can finally lube my head enough to insert it into my own urethra (something tells me Altman has a gaping asshole as it is).

Edit for spelling

Realistic-Nature9083 | 2 hours ago

We all know he is a bottom. Power bottom.

SexySubordinate | 49 minutes ago

Aggressive power bottom.

HauntingBalance567 | 2 hours ago

He looks like he is sitting on something in that thumbnail.

Mother_Airline_6276 | an hour ago

Little Weiner billionaires and a podcast.

snowflake37wao | 37 minutes ago

I used to save tech articles into a bookmark folder named Tech for later reading/referral. Now I just save them to the same folder I renamed during the pandemic to WTF. That folder used to be called News.

beigechrist | 14 minutes ago

What an absolute wanker.

baethan | 4 hours ago

I appreciate this article saying that from a certain, extraordinarily myopic & blinkered point of view, it's logical. In a vacuum, of course having all of a limited resource allocatable on an as-needed basis is more efficient than that resource being spread everywhere disparately.

I feel like I've seen a lot of people portray what he said as more of a cartoonishly evil "no one deserves this resource besides me because I'm a bad person". Idk I feel like it's important to recognize that he has a justification for it that makes sense to him and doesn't feel wrong to him (and probably to a number of others).

Of course, maybe the efficiency argument is actually a flimsier cover than I think it is and he's fully aware of his own bullshit

morkshlork | 2 hours ago

I can guarantee he does not live his life as if any resource is limited.

baethan | an hour ago

Of course

Jonthrei | 4 hours ago

It isn’t logical, adding network latency to CPU - Memory communication would absolutely cripple performance. It would also make it impossible to use a computer at all without an internet connection - immediate bluescreen and failure to boot up.

baethan | 2 hours ago

I guess that's the issue with most ideas about centralizing resources right, the supply chain

nicuramar | 3 hours ago

I mean… why deliberately misquote like that? I guess I can imagine why, but I find it really disingenuous.

Astrochops | an hour ago

You see, they didn't put quotation marks around the quote. So you should be able to discern it isn't a direct quote and isn't being represented as such. What they are doing is paraphrasing, and it is for dramatic effect.

extrauncharted | 2 hours ago

What was misquoted?

misplaced_beso | 2 hours ago

At this rate he’s going to end up getting kirk’d by a cheeto fingered weeb