What Would Happen If You Had Sex With a Wicker Dick?

183 points by Epistaxis a day ago on reddit | 26 comments

wwaxwork | a day ago

Wicker is not one plant, but it basically is plants that are flexible that's why you can weave it. You can split it into long strips and getting it wet also keeps it flexible. Source I've "woven a few baskets" in my time.

gibbleshanks | a day ago

yo this one fucks (wicker baskets)

NoCauliflower3501 | 23 hours ago

Hahahahha

Nervous_Insect5976 | a day ago

I would sacrifice 70% of "journalism" to get more articles like this.

This is what I need to know. I will not elaborate further.

hibbitydibbitytwo | a day ago

Quality and thought-provoking journalism.

sourpussmcgee | a day ago

Asking the important questions

effie-sue | a day ago

Archive link:

https://archive.ph/KBPOg

snuggleslut5 | a day ago

I've been pondering over this question since I first saw the trailer months ago and the solution is obvious, but i doubt this sub is the right place for that discussion.

hibbitydibbitytwo | a day ago

Go on.

VintageLunchMeat | 19 hours ago

Wicker vagina. To own the libs.

insomniacla | a day ago

Don't leave us in suspense!

KayakerMel | 20 hours ago

Exactly. Without some sort of covering, it would be very painful.

theflyingratgirl | a day ago

My parents had wicker furniture and I would constantly get splinters from it

VintageLunchMeat | 19 hours ago

This is why sex ed is so important.

ccoopp10 | a day ago

This felt like a Caity Weaver title (IYKYK)

WannieWirny | a day ago

She’d have to go on a quest to find all the wicker makers and experience them

safadancer | a day ago

I am pretty sure Olivia Colman is a total weirdo given the kinds of roles she does but gosh I just love her

turningtee74 | a day ago

I was waiting for more biologists to break down Whalefall, but sure I’ll read about splinter pussy

ErsatzHaderach | 19 hours ago

r/monsterfuckerlongreads

harriethocchuth | 18 hours ago

r/subsifellfor

starfleetdropout6 | a day ago

I... learned stuff.

nderthesycamoretrees | a day ago

I’m sorry, what was that question again?

ohheyjustcreeping | 17 hours ago

Hahaha I laughed at the title and the fact that it was on long reads, and the article holds up! Very well written

KayakerMel | 20 hours ago

Ow. Ow ow ow.

h-888 | 15 hours ago

I was not expecting to read about wicker dicks today, let alone via the longfrom sub.

But good read!