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1026 points by esporx 22 hours ago on reddit | 405 comments

Happy_Bad_Lucky | 22 hours ago

>"Core drilling has begun and the big bang evolutionists are already in damage control mode."

Sure they are, pal. Go get 'em.

doyouevenIift | 22 hours ago

What in the world is a big bang evolutionist lmao

murderedbyaname | 22 hours ago

An Very Advanced Specialty Science Person Degree duh 😂

Romanopapa | 21 hours ago

Lol, “an” is perfectly used here.

Veritas413 | 17 hours ago

I am the very model of a Big Bang evolutionist,
I specialize in every field that sounds sorta scientificous /
I carbon-date the fossils and I measure sedimentary,
Then cover up the evidence that proves the Ark was maritime.

Popcorn57252 | 20 hours ago

It's what the called me in college, that's what

mootmutemoat | 20 hours ago

You didn't hear the discovery that dinosaurs were orgy animals? It's why they find their bones in big piles.

insertcomedy | 20 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it's an astrophysicist with an active sex life.

KnuckleShanks | 20 hours ago

Reminds me of that time there was a book published titled "100 Authors against Einstein", and when asked about it Einstein responded "If I were wrong, then 1 would have been enough!"

SirJefferE | 11 hours ago

Reminds me of Project Steve, which was started to poke fun at the "Answers in Genesis" list of scientists who accept the biblical account of Genesis.

To counter it, they started a list of scientists named Steve who agree with this statement:

>Evolution is a vital, well-supported, unifying principle of the biological sciences, and the scientific evidence is overwhelmingly in favor of the idea that all living things share a common ancestry. Although there are legitimate debates about the patterns and processes of evolution, there is no serious scientific doubt that evolution occurred or that natural selection is a major mechanism in its occurrence. It is scientifically inappropriate and pedagogically irresponsible for creationist pseudoscience, including but not limited to "intelligent design", to be introduced into the science curricula of our nation's public schools.

The list of Steves is far longer than any of the Answers in Genesis lists.

JasonPandiras | 11 hours ago

When american christians did that for evolution. someone published a counter pamphlet signed by 100 (or however many) of biology phds named Barry, to point out how ridiculously lopsided the split was, as in even if you can find 100 biologists who deny evolution they're still a drop in the bucket.

carlitospig | 20 hours ago

I’m sorry I didn’t hear you over my genetics lab going brrr.

murderedbyaname | 19 hours ago

Vibration damping pads is what ya need

carlitospig | 6 hours ago

Badump-tssss. 🥁

rbobby | 18 hours ago

> Core drilling

Who uses a core drill for archeology?

United-Salamander-89 | 15 hours ago

Probably looking for wood samples to examine, assumed to be part of the ark. Sort of like the Oak Island guys trying to find old tunnel shafts or buried galleon ship parts.

rbobby | 12 hours ago

Ya gotta respect anyone who can eek out a dime from the Oak Island legends.

United-Salamander-89 | 10 hours ago

For real. I guess just keep making seasons of the tv show. Either you find gold and get rich or you end up with 13 seasons worth of royalties lmao. Game is game. Great show though

Edit: I guess the real Oak Island treasure was the show we made along the way😬

rbobby | 7 hours ago

I was from the Maritimes and 1000% I am convinced the Oak Island guys just leaned hard into it and the locals were willing to go along because well tv money is good money.

13 seasons? Really? Holy cow.

FLGator314 | 19 hours ago

Don’t tell them who first theorized the big bang.

TheBlackCat13 | 18 hours ago

Many of them don't consider Catholics to be real. Cheistians6

tHATmakesNOsenseToME | 20 hours ago

This is kind of reminding me of that flat earth doco on Netflix.

Xe6s2 | 9 hours ago

And when they dont find it???? Like sure most hardcore believers will just activate cognitive dissonance but itll make it harder for them to evangelize

Ok-Context-9838 | 13 hours ago

A catholic priest discovered the big bang 😭 these American protestants are fucking crazy

Homerpaintbucket | 22 hours ago

I don’t see how proving Noah’s ark true would impact evolution at all.

ready-redditor-6969 | 21 hours ago

This! If you prove one thing in the bible happened, it doesn’t mean the other things all happened… many people of faith are not people of logic and reason, sadly.

irunonthc | 21 hours ago

logic and reason are the enemies of blind faith

Jumazio8 | 20 hours ago

Noah probably did build a boat, a big boat and gathered animals he could. That part is plausible. But two of each animal to repopulate is a long stretch, embellishment.. naw. Bet the lions were fun when they got hungry. Probably not happy bears either. Suspect they will find remnants of a bloodbath on that boat.

ViktorPatterson | 19 hours ago

He probably got sheep and ducks at the most. Its embarrasing to even think Lemurs, Penguins and Platipus would decide to travel across the world to the middle east to get on a, wait a minute.. Boat? I dont think the lazy Panda, lousy Koala and slow Slot would even conceive ever leaving their eucaliptus amd fruit trees.

Sammisuperficial | 18 hours ago

Kangaroos swimming from Australia to the middle east seems unlikely as well.

Lint_baby_uvulla | 15 hours ago

They just had to swim to China, and then walk along the wall, silly.

I’m yet to hear a feasible answer as to how the amoeba and fish and whales and water-dwelling animals suffered during this time.

InspectorNo1173 | 11 hours ago

Eddie Izzard had a pretty good comedy set on this, called “The tyranny of ducks”

accidental_Ocelot | 10 hours ago

Imagine trying to corral a pair of polar bears.

BigJSunshine | 10 hours ago

Right? I mean noah could barely get other humans to believe his nonsense.

SnooGuavas2610 | 12 hours ago

What about the emu's? They won a war against the Australian army, they would have killed every animal on the boat!

Haunting_Candy6410 | 16 hours ago

Earth was one big giant continent earlier

Sammisuperficial | 16 hours ago

Not during the time the flood supposedly happened. Not during any time humans existed on this planet.

BigJSunshine | 10 hours ago

The bible says nothing about Pangea, so any belief that pangea existed and Noah existed and built an ark during Pangea times is a crazier than the boat story

Rich-Ad-1447 | 17 hours ago

And unicorns

Early-latenight | 19 hours ago

2 of each, that's not a big enough gene pool, but then again, Adam and Eve lol

Girafferage | 17 hours ago

Yeah.... But after cain killed the other kid he went to live with other people... But like they never say who the fuck these other people are - just that they are in the land of Nod. He also expressed fear that others who find him will kill him, implying yet more people. So it seemed like a weirdly busy time for humans when Adam and Eve became "the first people"

dd97483 | 19 hours ago

really falls apart under close examination. more likely a fable based on regional flood stories. No Noah and no boat.

digiorno | 8 hours ago

The Noah of the Bible didn’t exist.

It’s made up. Stop trying to jump through hoops, in an attempt to rationalize an ancient story that was told for entertainment and control.

Noah is no more real than Harry Potter or Superman. Imagine if people a hundred times years from now were arguing if Harry was actually a very powerful wizard or if he was just very lucky in beating one evil wizard.

valkyri1 | 14 hours ago

If there ever was a guy who built a boat due to floods and brought a bunch of animals, they were definitely only his farm animals, to repopulate his farm.

InertState | 15 hours ago

I mean how about when Noah got hungry? I thought he brought them all for sustenance

SteelCrow | 7 hours ago

> Noah probably did build a boat

Or it was just a dad trying to shut his kid up who kept asking where all the animals came from, and the kid grows up never learning it was just a story

ChrisinOB2 | 9 hours ago

Logic/reason and blind faith are, at least to me, mutually exclusive.

Coasteast | 7 hours ago

Yeah right. I bet next you’re going to try and tell me Noah didn’t live to 900yrs old. Logic my ass. I know lots of people that live that long. My uncle Craig is turning 865 this November.

tylorban | 21 hours ago

Evolution and creation aren’t mutually exclusive either, if you actually use logic and reason instead of blind faith.

gofl-zimbard-37 | 21 hours ago

The timeliness don't work.

mootmutemoat | 20 hours ago

The 6000 year timeline was backworked. There is no solid timeline in the bible.

Just like there is no "Christmas."

QuentinMagician | 20 hours ago

C'mon, this is my favorite roman empire holiday!! Combined with my favorite goth and vandal celebration!!

mootmutemoat | 20 hours ago

And noah's ark is my favorite boat from the epic of gilgamesh.

tylorban | 14 hours ago

There are other creation stories and ways to interpret.

LuckyDog501 | 20 hours ago

And, if you were to prove Noah's ark was an actual historical event, that still wouldn't disprove evolution. There is a shit ton of evidence for evolution. But one old large boat somehow disproves all that scientific evidence?... This is what being a member of a cult is like.

motorhead84 | 14 hours ago

The bible didn't mention the big bang, or dinosaurs, or our human ancestors.

There's more left out of the bible than what's in it.

tysnastyy | 21 hours ago

This this this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curious_astronauts | 16 hours ago

All it would prove is a man once built a boat.

Lets see the size of it so we can see exactly how all those animals were onboard

Hot-Chip6034 | 18 hours ago

Most people arent logical. Its taken me most my life to really learn that 3 therapists have told me my biggest problem with people is im expecting most people to act logically.

Vivid_Anyth4 | 16 hours ago

These people make their book club the center of their entire existence, yet have never once actually read through the book. Logic and reason went out the door generations ago.

_-_Henro_-_ | 16 hours ago

That’s not what was said hun…

Edit: Oop he doesn’t want to talk now, he just wants to downvote and make the truth go away 🤭

SpiritualAnywhere778 | 7 hours ago

What you've said is why the argument "if God is real, why doesn't He show Himself to us" is so flawed. Because no matter how much human beings see, it will never be enough. There will always be be doubt. The very fact that you can think about logic and reason should be enough to tell you that there is something more to human beings than chemicals and evolution.

I have never ever seen a chemical reaction produce life from nothing. Neither have I seen something appear out of nothing and even if you lay claim to evolution, where did the first pieces of matter come from?

Lastly what is your logic and reasoning based on? At the core of it all, all evolutionists have and all science is based on assumptions. So you place your faith in the assumptions of men, how is that better than placing your faith in a more intelligent being that created the heavens and the earth and designed everything so intricatlely, even down to the ear structure you get your balance from?

All this to say, that no matter how much evidence humanity is given, they will never believe. There wass once a group of people who saw seas parted and the dead raised to life, their response? Crucifying the King of Glory.

SIxInchesSoft | 20 hours ago

To be fair, regardless of religious disposition, the bible is a highly reliable source of historical information. Quite a lot in there is proven to be true at a civilization level.

cold08 | 20 hours ago

The Bible contains almost no primary sources. At best the new testament has a few books written by a guy who was told stories by another guy who was around when Jesus was alive, and the old testament is more Jewish mythology than anything else. There is no archeological evidence to support the events in the book of Exodus or the existence of Moses for example, and it's far more likely that the myth was adapted from a similar preexisting Egyptian myth.

The Bible is a collection of stories written over thousands of years by people reading it as they were writing it. It references and contradicts itself. It's not a good source of history.

keyboardstatic | 20 hours ago

This is just inaccurate.

CountDown60 | 20 hours ago

Its historically accurate in the way that a novel set in France, written 1000 years ago, will be a good resource for scholars. Some culture and traditions would be captured in a novel, that might not be written in a historical record.

But I wouldn't assume that many dead people left their graves and visited Jerusalem or that King Herod killed all the Jewish babies. You gain clues about the setting, but have to filter out the stories.

SvenDia | 19 hours ago

Funny how there’s zero memory of Judea being an Egyptian province.

JazzyGeck0 | 20 hours ago

Sure. There are examples of timelines in the history of man in the Bible, but nothing that will debunk the evolution of earth and the short time that man has been around. (Even tho the oldest evidence of mankind are 300,000 years old)

RabbitStewAndStout | 17 hours ago

Is Romeo and Juliet an accurate recording of a real historical event, just because the Montegues and Capulets were real families?

ready-redditor-6969 | 14 hours ago

“… at a civilization level” might be doing some heavy lifting there?

TheBlackCat13 | 21 hours ago

I don't see how they could ever prove it was Noah's ark

OpenSauceMods | 21 hours ago

They don't need to prove anything because their faith fills that requirement.

NZNoldor | 20 hours ago

A little inscription on the side of the ark - "this belongs to Noah".

spacegirl3 | 20 hours ago

Noah wuz here

BigJSunshine | 10 hours ago

Waaaaaazzuuuuuupppp?

-Noah

oracleofnonsense | 19 hours ago

And the classic bumper sticker— * *

If the ark is a rockin’, the elephants are fuckin’.

AlmightyRobert | 14 hours ago

“…and not some other Noah, the one from the Old Testament”

Yorikor | 12 hours ago

sarcasticbaldguy | 16 hours ago

This is the challenge. It could just as easily have belonged to Utnapishtim.

keyboardstatic | 20 hours ago

A near by buring bush will tell them. That it belonged to No ah...

Next they will prove the world is flat by finding the edge of it.... lmao.

Pardot42 | 21 hours ago

"We found a boat! BURN DOWN THE MAYO CLINIC!"

smudgeathewudge | 20 hours ago

This cracked me up! 🤣

TheSaxonPlan | 18 hours ago

As someone who's last day with them is next week, I have feelings about this.

JohnSpikeKelly | 18 hours ago

Surely if Noah's ark is a true story, it proves evolution. Otherwise they would need to claim every single species alive today was on the ark. Which mean the ark must be pretty big and have several million insect species on it.

Saddledust | 13 hours ago

I had to scroll this far to get to someone who understands. Naohs act is either A) 1 million square Km wide. Or B) Evolution exists. (or the real answer, C. Which is evolution and no ark)

PinkyLeopard2922 | 9 hours ago

And that Noah was an exceptional navigator, seeing how he would have had to go back by and drop off every single pair of animals in the environment they needed to live. After he had already gone all of the places to pick them up, of course. Bet the polar bears were fun.

Cybermeld | 9 hours ago

Nah they'll just say God created species after the flood because they already do say that.

PitchBlac | 21 hours ago

It really doesn’t. Just another example of how people don’t really understand what they’re against. Which is a common trope

Ancientways113 | 8 hours ago

There’s gonna be 2 million+ species on that boat. What a find it will be. Can finally disprove evolution!! /s

Other-Comfortable-64 | 17 hours ago

Also finding a old boat does not mean it is Noah's ark.

TheCalifornist | 17 hours ago

Yes but checkmate atheists. Cheg out this boat.

TheOilGallry | 15 hours ago

If there's 2 skeletons of every species I'm on board

valkyri1 | 14 hours ago

No silly, the animals survived an walked off the boat to repopulate the earth.

Aggressive_Walk378 | 19 hours ago

It's hip, it's cool, it's Noah's Arcade

BooksandGames_01 | 19 hours ago

I’m a Christian and I agree with you

Obsidian743 | 18 hours ago

It's worse than that. Even if they found Noah's actual ark it wouldn't prove the story of Noah as told by the Bible. It would prove that a ship was built by someone matching the description in the Bible and that's about it.

TeddersTedderson | 16 hours ago

The earliest fragments of the ark story in cuneiform are from about 1900-1700BC so they're more likely to find Atrahasis' Ark than Noah's

Bryaxis | 17 hours ago

Even if they somehow showed that life was magically created 6,000 years ago, natural selection would still happen.

SirJefferE | 11 hours ago

That's what confuses me about the creationists who are against evolution. Even if the biblical account is 100% accurate...The universe exists. We still have stars. We can see stars over a billion light-years away. We can still calculate the ages of those stars. If the universe were created 6,000 or so years ago, it was obviously created with the appearance of age.

...So why not extend that to evolution? God could've given every lifeform a history the same way he gave every star a history. He could've also given them the ability to adapt over time. There's nothing in evolution that has anything to do with the bible.

The problem is that accepting evolution is one step closer to accepting that God isn't necessarily necessary for any of it, and a lot of them are scared of that thought.

lgodsey | 13 hours ago

>the big bang evolutionists are already in damage control mode

I picture a bunch of nerds in glasses and lab coats with badges that say "Evolutionist", standing around TV monitors, sweating and biting their fingernails.

Hey, if they can make stuff up, why can't we?

Specialist-Bee-9406 | 11 hours ago

That sounds like an AI prompt they’d use

maddestface | 7 hours ago

One could argue this dig proves the Akkadian legend "Epic of Atrahasis" or the "Ziusudra flood" which pre-dates the Noah myth. Or it could just show that humans had used arks back then.

Also is that image from Dune? I don't remember Noah standing on a metallic tank carrying plastic jugs.

popejohnsmith | 5 hours ago

It doesn't.

Jarnohams | 9 hours ago

There are sea shells one some of the tallest mountains on earth. How does that prove anything, lol?

Homerpaintbucket | 9 hours ago

It proves plate tectonics

Jarnohams | 7 hours ago

Lol, I know. It definitely does NOT prove Noah's Ark was real.

CollegeMiddle6841 | 12 hours ago

Seriously, you don't? You are joking with me right?

Homerpaintbucket | 9 hours ago

No. Explain

faguiar_mogli | 20 hours ago

Let the kids be kids my friend.

Direct-Ad-7922 | 20 hours ago

Darwin himself explicitly stated it’s just a theory until they find a missing link. Nothing to disprove here! Something else is going on

murderedbyaname | 22 hours ago

Trust me, we aren't in damage control mode 😂😂. That wingnut is only screeching to her own followers.

powerlesshero111 | 21 hours ago

I'm in damage control mode. But it has to do with like Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu fucking up the world.

br_k_nt_eth | 22 hours ago

Grifters gotta grift

49orth | 19 hours ago

Like everyone who shares her views, just nuts.

samurguybri | 21 hours ago

How many kids could this money have helped, instead of this delusional enterprise that has no value?

TheFeshy | 20 hours ago

It's not their fault; Jesus commanded them to waste money denying science.

Wait, that's not right. It was help the poor, the sick, and foreigners. I guess it is their fault.

Curiosity_456 | 19 hours ago

Bro it’s their money, no one tells you how to spend your money.

JFISHER7789 | 15 hours ago

It is their money and that’s his opinion.

It’s kinda lame watching rich folks fund these journeys and adventures and expeditions while the rest of us have to sit back and watch children starve and good people go homeless, but I guess that’s the point of this religion: suffering.

I mean, their God did kill every newborn in Egypt if you believe their Bible… seems like a lovely thing to blindly worship and waste money on

Curiosity_456 | 8 hours ago

It should be the governments/world leaders who try to enact policies and change to make life better for the people. The US spends way too much on their military and can easily end homelessness if they redirected some of those funds.

People always love to point blame on the wealthy but it should be pointed at people who are actually in charge of society. You can give a ton of food to a community in Uganda, but it won’t matter if you don’t support the infrastructure development in that area.

JFISHER7789 | 5 hours ago

The wealthy ARE actually in charge in the US. Lobbying is literally legal bribery.

Our politicians have been in corporate CeOs pockets for decades and have put the American people on the back burner so they can focus on helping the already wealthy. Citizens United is a fantastic display of this. So yes, the wealthy are to blame 9/10 times.

Also, it’s not just on world leaders/politicians, it’s on the people too. And when we see people that have become extravagantly wealthy and turn around and waste it on Jesus Hunts and space trips while the very people that made them their wealth starve, yes we can be upset about that.

spankmydingo | 22 hours ago

Grifting the gullible for donations. WWJD?

FruitOfTheVineFruit | 21 hours ago

What would JD Vance do? Hed probably sign on as vice president, and hope to participate in the grift

Yugan-Dali | 21 hours ago

Only after he checked out the couches.

LucinaHitomi1 | 19 hours ago

Minister turned agnostic here. Speaking as someone wearing that lens who also works in technology leadership for multiple decades.

More than one cultures have flood legends. So there may have been a major flood historically.

Note I say “may”.

But even if there was one, There’s no way to prove Noah and his family were able to collect pairings of every single species. And 40 days and 40 nights? Same of those species would’ve eaten each other.

Even if not eaten, some bugs don’t have the lifespan to last that long.

I’m sure there are other things we can say, but just based on those, there is no way the biblical depiction of an ark that contains all species and floats for 40 days and 40 nights and that all the species survive and repopulate after the flood subsides, exist.

There may be an ark. Or a large boat. But I seriously doubt there are enough rooms in there to contain even most of the major mammals and large animals.

If the argument says that the species count was a lot fewer then, then how do we get to today? Outside of evolution? Even with many extinct, we still have way more than an ark can contain.

Also logistically, Noah and his family supposedly were mocked and ridiculed by everyone and only him and his family were faithful enough to focus and build it. How in the world would they have enough manpower and money and wood and resources to do so? Even if everyone works? How do they know all the dimensions, nuances, etc? How did they handle toilet needs for all the species? I assume even if they don’t eat anything, they would still drink some water, thus peeing.

Too much flaws in the religious argument.

bstabens | 18 hours ago

IIRC the creation of the Black Sea is considered to be the source for these flood stories. Land bridge broke, Mediterranean Sea filled the basin over hundreds of years. Sure, it's more of a slow thing and it's still there, but we all know how stories get embellished.

Dismal_Mirror_9041 | 16 hours ago

Well its kinda just a logic thing... All our oldest stories come from our oldest civilizations. All of which were based near large navigable rivers.

All of which, besides the Nile, flooded and did damage to these early civilizations pretty damn frequently.

Its probably just several different stories of floods destroying the few and tiny societies that experienced them.

A world ending flood sounds impressive till your whole world is realized to just be like, a few cities.

All these stories coalesce and change into one, and the rest is history

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

It's not just the Middle East

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unu_Pachakuti

Dismal_Mirror_9041 | 13 hours ago

The yellow river also was pretty much demonized for how often it killed Chinese folk

TwoFlower68 | 10 hours ago

Is there a Chinese Noah myth?

bstabens | 16 hours ago

Another very good point.

RaisedByMonsters | 14 hours ago

Na i think it was just cataclysms happening the world over generally around the same time. Think about this flood in Nepal caused by this glacial lake or whatever emptying. Now imagine there are glaciers receding everywhere because it’s the end of the ice age, and there are similar bodies of water that are breaking out all over. I’m sure all these separate societies had a flood event happen to them. That’s where you get these mythical flood stories. It’s just global warming but back then.

guceubcuesu | 15 hours ago

I find the theories really fascinating because almost all ancient civilizations have some form of a devastating flood myth. I believe another likely theory was a massive glacial lake in the middle of North America breaking and draining into the ocean.

zxzxzxzxxcxxxxxxxcxx | 14 hours ago

I read it was the creation of the straight of Hormuz, when the sea breached and slowly inundated that area. The people living there had to move north and became the Sumerians. That said many cultures have flood myths as humans tend to settle alongside rivers

pattywagon95 | 9 hours ago

The Tigris river was highly prone to flooding in that time period and there are sediment layers that indicate some pretty gnarly flooding events, some that were bad enough to take out entire early cities. This is one of the more likely theories for the origin of this and other very similar flood stories that originated in the area.

A global flood simply did not happen otherwise there would be one uniform sediment layer around the entire world, which there isn’t

bstabens | 4 hours ago

I never said I'd assume there was one. Just giving one possible explanation for the origin of those myths.

Mysterious_Cow_2100 | 18 hours ago

It’s the freaking aliens helping them out, man!

PinkyLeopard2922 | 9 hours ago

Noah is the story that really broke my religious shelf. (my dad was a Presbyterian pastor) All of it is absolutely preposterous from a scientific and logical standpoint.

All of the things you brought up AND navigation. This guy and his family were able to take that boat around to every place, every continent, up mountains, wherever and pick up the animals and then when the waters receded, he totally knew where he was and they went back around to drop everybody off back where they needed to be? Come on.

Also, rain is fresh water. It would have mixed with the salt water and other freshwaters creating brackish water covering the whole earth. Most aquatic species can only survive in fresh or salt water so they would have all been toast. Except bull sharks, those jerks can do anything.

GiantGoldDragonfly | 15 hours ago

If a powerful being like God can bring all living creatures to the ark, he can surely make them all fit inside and stay alive for 40 days and 40 nights. You cant believe the first miracle, then say, "the rest is too outrageous"

DocumentExternal6240 | 12 hours ago

Well, but they are immune to logic and reality, so…

RespectTheTree | 22 hours ago

Devastating if true 🙄

GCS_dropping_rapidly | 21 hours ago

Big if ark

ZappyKins | 21 hours ago

That Kevin Sorbo is in another movie?

crackedgear | 15 hours ago

Well if someone’s going to star in a Noah’s Ark movie, it basically comes down to him, Kirk Cameron, and Gina Carano.

IrukandjiPirate | 22 hours ago

Stop reposting this crap to every sub on Reddit.

whitestguyuknow | 18 hours ago

Its just giving these grifters more eyes and more opportunities at donations. These liars don't need more money.

Just last night my mom told my dad "Did you hear they may have found the ark??" The same lie that these people have been saying for decades but now its gained steam again

Wisco | 21 hours ago

Why would Noah's ark disprove Darwin?

Cannibalis | 21 hours ago

It's basically old primate tribalism. Dumb, team sport thinking, us vs them, religion vs evolution. Ironically, that instinct is exactly what evolution predicts lmao

Ntroepy | 20 hours ago

It doesn’t, of course.

But their reasoning is that the more you can tie actually historical events to biblical stories, the more the Bible must be correct.

It won’t change either side’s minds, but it will reinforce the faith of people that are already Biblical fundamentalists.

In a broader sense, disproving evolution has been their Holy Grail for many decades because evolution is so fundamental to science that disproving it could undermines society’s faith in science. (Their belief, not our reality).

PsychologicalTowel79 | 20 hours ago

If it really was big enough to hold two of every animal I'd be impressed. (actually I think they took more of certain animals)

Sassy-irish-lassy | 19 hours ago

There's a lot of animals they didn't even know about when the story was written, and there's a good chance they didn't consider every kind of snake to be a different species for example. Even considering the story to be fictional, it still doesn't make sense to look at it through a modem scientific lens.

Crafty-Walrus-2238 | 21 hours ago

They will find what they want to find.
Religion is a mental illness.

whitestguyuknow | 18 hours ago

This "ark site" has already been disproved multiple times. Its a decades old thing. Its a geological shape at the top of a mountain. It doesn't even fit the size its supposed to be iirc. And they claim to have found petrified wood. Well... If the whole shape was the ark then shouldn't you be able to find petrified wood around the entire shape?

This all comes from Ron Wyatt. A known grifter. He claimed to find where Moses and the jews stayed for 40 years. They "searched" and "searched" for years, taking up a lot of funds. Then suddenly they claimed to have found pottery. But then whenever people came to verify this they couldn't remember where exactly it was found and nothing more was ever found.

He takes up a bunch of donations to "rattle the evolutionists!" and just whenever he seems to run out of time suddenly! A big break through! That they can never recreate when they're being observed

crackedgear | 15 hours ago

Ok yeah I thought they had already done a bunch of drilling and sample collection and found that there was no wood and no nails, just a lot of stone. Also, what are they hoping to find UNDER the ark that would prove that it’s an ark?

BigCliff911 | 21 hours ago

Exactly

Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr | 22 hours ago

Sounds like they’d do something to earn their Darwin Award

budrow21 | 21 hours ago

'Darwinism' is only ever used by certain types of people.

TheBlackCat13 | 21 hours ago

No one has believed in darwinism in a century. Modern evolution includes a ton of stuff Darwin could never have imagined.

LordDiplocaulus | 19 hours ago

Read The Origin. You'll be surprised at his far-reaching insights into what for him was the future of biological research. I think you severely underestimate Darwin's imagination.

LordDiplocaulus | 20 hours ago

It is a perfectly valid term:

Neo-Darwinism is common currency in the biological lexicon. Universal Darwinism is a slightly more esoteric, albeit still useful, term.

The notion that only creationists use the word "Darwinism" is a myth.

I'll have your downvotes, please.

Ameren | 19 hours ago

But people generally don't call use the term "darwinism" anymore in daily conversation in the context of evolutionary biology. They just say evolution, unless they're talking about the history of science (e.g., neo-darwinism, like you said).

No one calls themselves "big bang evolutionists" either.

LordDiplocaulus | 19 hours ago

Neo-Darwinism has many adherents to this day. It is a contemporary perspective, not a mere historical artifact.

Ameren | 19 hours ago

You're misunderstanding me. I'm aware of what the term means, I'm saying it's not used much except in the historical context. The distinction between darwinism and neo-darwinism (i.e., the modern synthesis) came about between 1895 and 1948 — before most people on Earth today were born. People just say "evolution" in common speech.

In the same way, people who accept heliocentrism don't feel the need to call themselves copernicans all the time.

LordDiplocaulus | 19 hours ago

The term "Neo-Darwinism" is still used today to describe the gene-centered view of evolution. It was used copiously in this way through the 70s and 80s, and still is. I have a book from 2007 with the subtitle "a Neo-Darwinian view of musical structure and culture".

Not all evolution is Darwinian, so even though people use the "Evolution" in lieu of the nefarious D word, it does not convey the same meaning, except by some tacitly agreed-on implication.

I often abstain from using the D word for purely political reasons, not because there is anything inherently wrong with it. The creationists succeeded in making it unpopular, and since there is very little in this life that isn't a popularity contest, I avoid it even though it is an adequate descriptor.

rulerofthehuns | 16 hours ago

She claimed: "When we are done, university curricula will need to be rewritten, and Darwinism will be dismantled. This is the place where creation began anew."

I'm wondering, when they find nothing, will they admit the bible was wrong?

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

Don't be silly, the Bible can't be wrong. It's, like, the literal Word of God. It's humans who are fallible <nods dogmatically>

gadget850 | 11 hours ago

When are we getting Dogma 2?

spellbookwanda | 13 hours ago

Genuinely funny

Lanky_Trifle6308 | 9 hours ago

They’ll do what all good little Christian fundie grifters do and extract every cent they can from this spectacle, and when it turns out to a big fucking rock, they’ll start on the next one. “But wait until we investigate this salt block that will upset every thing science tells us about evolution! $50 to get in on the early newsletter.”

LabKnob | 11 hours ago

Not a chance. They will start soliciting funds for the Tower of Babel expedition.

ShotofHotsauce | 10 hours ago

Nah they'll just say they had the wrong location or something

swimming_in_agates | 10 hours ago

The bible can be rewritten as quickly as a textbook. Hopefully the next version focuses less on making people believe that if they follow xyz they are better than everyone else on earth.

klystron | 21 hours ago

Jimmy Corsetti, a self-styled "Investigator of Lost Ancient History", presents his evidence for this site being the resting place of Noah's Ark. He includes some decent pictures of the Drupinar Formation.

The Wikipedia entry Drupinar site lists several previous expeditions to the site, all of which proved that it was a natural formation.

I'm very skeptical of the Noah legend, so I don't think they will find any compelling evidence.

RedEyeView | 21 hours ago

Oh. It's Corsetti

He's completely full of shit

IGHOTI907 | 21 hours ago

So the formation was exposed after some heavy rain? This, the space that survived a world ending flood?

moosejaw296 | 22 hours ago

Ha, hopefully they do not unleash ghost Noah.

Metrilean | 21 hours ago

Also plagues of egypt

CovidBorn | 21 hours ago

Which site is this. There have been several.

TheBlackCat13 | 21 hours ago

One of the ones that is just a rock formation.

I know that doesn't narrow it down much.

Dense_Substance7635 | 21 hours ago

And if there is no boat does that prove Noah’s Ark false?

FoogYllis | 9 hours ago

They’ll move the goalpost.

Maleficent-Grass-438 | 21 hours ago

They’ll be the 1st to suffocate once they drill through this flat earth & let all the air out.

Masherp | 21 hours ago

So, if there’s a boat… then scientific theories with a ton of supporting evidence are out the window?

What an idiotic thought.

kidgrifter | 16 hours ago

Isn’t a form of Noah’s Ark also told from other older civilizations?

HeyItsJustDave | 15 hours ago

Yeah but the christian one is the most recent version so it’s the true one. Trust me bro.

Jazzlike_Lettuce1295 | 10 hours ago

Are these the same people that start every fucking sentence with I believe ?

Special-Audience-426 | 13 hours ago

Noah's Ark and pretty much the entire Old Testament is plagiarised from the Sumerians and their gods the Annunaki.

TwoFlower68 | 6 hours ago

Not the entire Old Testament, but for instance the concept of Satan as the counterpart to God and the world being like their chessboard where they fight for the souls of mankind, yeah.. that's Zoroastrianism. The Babylonian exile left a lasting impression lol

Other parts are lifted wholesale from the Egyptians.

nebula3ye | 2 hours ago

lol yall literally have zero knowledge about ancient history and genuinely believe when people tell you these things. Nothing was plagiarized, instead all of these beings are the sons who disobeyed God whether you want to believe it or not. But time tends to tell, it still baffles me how the lenses of some of you completely dark and cant see anything at all. You dont even know what was plagiarized just a man claiming wisdom but is actually a fool telling you this and that got plagiarized. Sodom and gammorah got plagiarized too huh? Remnants of every single thing in scripture is being found not in these ancient Sumerian texts or any other ancient texts… the only remnant found that is in all ancient texts was the flood. But none touch of why the flood came. Dont ranting tho, the days today and ahead will be like the days of Noah but nobody knows the story of Noah so they can’t tell at all whats happening today.

pattywagon95 | 9 hours ago

Noah’s Ark and the Epic of Gilgamesh have some very striking similarities, down to the detail of sending out a bird once the waters had receded. The epic was written roughly 500 years before Noah’s ark

StormyxHeart | 16 hours ago

Yes, exactly! 💯💯💯

DefrockedWizard1 | 12 hours ago

in several versions it was just moving to higher ground

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

That just strengthens the claim! That boat was so famous, it was known throughout the world

In the Inca version Viracocha drowned the world to put an end to a race of giants (the nephilim!). A man and woman were saved floating in a wooden box

Maybe they should look for the ark around Lake Titicaca? 🤔

devoid0101 | 7 hours ago

The flood was real, the arc was real, but our understanding of the Bible is greatly distorted

fishsticks40 | 21 hours ago

I predict they will "find" what they're looking for

plasticman1997 | 21 hours ago

“Alright, can we see the example to confirm your claim?” “Nuh uh”

lordofpotton | 13 hours ago

Someone sneak onto the site and bury some dinosaur bones🦖

Mak062 | 21 hours ago

So the article has a few spelling errors and interesting sentence choices. For example, it introduces Lauren Witzke, as a divisive Christian activist, and includes international archaeologists and geologists. But then in the next sentence that she is a former Senate candidate, and a self-proclaimed 'flat-earther', who once called the Covid vaccine a "Satanic plot".

So idk, does anyone else think this article is weird?

simpsonicus90 | 17 hours ago

Scientists have already debunked this ark BS decades ago. Pathetic grifts never end

Latter-Possibility | 15 hours ago

Fun Fact: Darwinism won’t be dismantled

dm80x86 | 22 hours ago

There is so much wood from the Ark floating around they should just rebuild it.

kasabaru_kross | 22 hours ago

And then everyone clapped.

sharkbomb | 21 hours ago

religiots hate factual reality.

jcooli09 | 21 hours ago

What do they expect to find?

Dense_Substance7635 | 21 hours ago

A wooden boat buried in the dirt … because we all know wood does really well when buried.

jared_number_two | 21 hours ago

I bet the scientists are petrified.

ParkingGlittering211 | 20 hours ago

daviddisco | 18 hours ago

No they actually believe that the visible rock formation is the fossilized boat.

TheBlackCat13 | 21 hours ago

They aren't trying to find anything, it is just a grift to get money. The site has already been thoroughly studied and thoroughly debunked.

jcooli09 | 8 hours ago

Seems like a pretty involved grift and a lot of expense to set up a con, someone there is crazy.

thenikolaka | 21 hours ago

They had better hope they find the dna evidence for “kinds” so they can get a whole bunch more creation museums up and running. If they find nothing we will hear nothing tho so, most likely that is the outcome.

jcooli09 | 8 hours ago

That's the kind of crap that made me stop debating theists.

TheFlyingBoxcar | 21 hours ago

Me timbers.

They shiver.

vampyire | 19 hours ago

he who wars on science wars on humanity

zackryjay | 19 hours ago

There is absolutely nothing that would prove Noah’s ark exists. Nothing. Because it didn’t. Even if there’s a boat there, it doesn’t prove some dude who lived to be 1000 saved every species on earth by putting them on a boat. That’s just not gonna happen. So.. let them find whatever it is they want to find, but it ain’t gonna be evidence of that story being anything but pure bullshit.

zackryjay | 11 hours ago

Thanks for the award! u/expert_sentence_6574!

Imperialcasserole | 19 hours ago

How would finding evidence ancient people could build a big boat (which I kinda assumed they could do anyway) disprove evolutionary processes?

what-why- | 18 hours ago

Darwin is terrified, I’m sure.

TheEliteArcane | 8 hours ago

Theyd also have to prove that like all land species were saved and that they can trace all the lineage of those species back to every living species on the planet. Otherwise they are just finding a big boat in the ground which is like super common in places around the world that have had cities near the water for hundreds of years. So again just proving that a boat is there.

ohmynards85 | 21 hours ago

doubt

theantnest | 21 hours ago

Lmao. What?

ThePsychopathMedic | 21 hours ago

Ah shit, here we go again

NeedleworkerOld1834 | 21 hours ago

Find Elijah’s chariot of fire and I’ll be impressed

wtfbenlol | 21 hours ago

They already did this exact shit... Back in 1988.

They've been talking about this place for over 30 years now and nothing is new about it

Ankeneering | 21 hours ago

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard of. These Noah’s ark people have always driven me batshit. To the point where 20 years ago I made a fake documentary about an evangelist-type who is CERTAIN he knows where Noah’s ark is. Except it’s in the mountains of Wyoming. (The world was flooded and we created some pseudoscientific religious excuse for this). We get a guide and go very high up in the middle of absolute nowhere. Instead of Noah’s ark we find a dc4 that had slammed into the side of a mountain. It’s a ridiculously beautiful spot and super creepy. You can find old leather shoes rolled up into a ball and other evidence of personal devastation. In the crash we find an aluminum case that’s mangled and won’t be opened. Blair Witch came out right almost exactly then and I was so pissed because they stole my “is this real or bullshit?” Concept. Which, at one time was BRAND NEW and very effective. It did some film festivals and was hugely fun. Point being; people looking for Noah’s ark are aggressively moronic.

saintpetejackboy | 17 hours ago

The sounds awesome! What are you up to these days?

LeonOkada9 | 20 hours ago

They want to prove that god is a POS mass murdering bastard who exterminated infants, butterflies, and lambs because he raged that they were and remained imperfect after HE made them imperfect? Genesis 5 might be worse than Samuel 15 in which he wants to see the heads of new born amelecites babies roll and pregnant women get their throat sliced. God was so mad that Saul didn't kill them all that he returned his fury at his own believers, killed his own men, and let the women and children be raped and/or sold off to slavery. Even when he calmed down and sent David to bring back the old kingdom together, God got angry again and casted a massive famine on his own believers a second time. In the meantime, in 2 Samuel 12, he very slowly and painfully killed David's child because he was illegitimate. He let the kid agonized for weeks and made sure David was feeling it all.

uranuanqueen | 19 hours ago

100 percent!!!! Jesus was like all these influencers of nowadays. A PR stunt to make the God of the Jews look palatable after that whole Old testament horror show!

I mean in the bible there are guides of how to make a woman have abortion. Oh but yeeeeaaaah! When some Jew guy with a mindset of a modern day influencer showed up, God was like “oh yeah by the way I got some random bitch pregnant so I can forgive all of you and not be a sadistic prick anymore .”

d_worren | 20 hours ago

This is the 20th time I heard about people finding Noah's ark, and it's always just about to be digged out. The thing was smaller than the Titanic and it's on top of a mountain, how hard can it be to dig???? Or bring back any actual evidence it is, in fact, Noah's ark?

Crazy_Ad_91 | 20 hours ago

TIL that aol is still a website.

ShartGuard | 20 hours ago

Cool, you might find a boat. You might even find some old animal shit too!

terran_submarine | 19 hours ago

Scientists would be thrilled if they found some kind of disrupting information that gave evidence of shocking new concepts. Scientists love evidence backed ideas

aackron | 19 hours ago

If Noah's ark turns out to be a spaceship than we owe Scientology an apology.

Theblokeonthehill | 19 hours ago

This particular wingnut is also a flat-earthier, Covid conspiracy theorist and believes in Satan. How was she able to get funding for this Noah’s ark dig? Only in America.

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

They're just putting out their credentials for the fundamentalist crowd

calladus | 19 hours ago

Well, where the Ham Ark is located, they will drill into ancient seabed from 450 million years ago. I predict they will find micro fossils, and maybe even a trilobyte.

They won't find anything human in the trilobyte layer.

Unless they put it there.

NunyaDamnBidness1 | 17 hours ago

So, if this is gonna prove that if you’re right about one thing …

… you’re right about everything? …

… ah … no …

Zanahorio1 | 17 hours ago

Um, no.

bugleyman | 17 hours ago

Good luck with that.

I don’t think “Darwinism” is what’s gonna be “dismantled”…🤣🤣🤣

Relative_Address9690 | 17 hours ago

Just grow up for Christ sake- Noah’s ark, what are we 5 years old now

billnyethewiseguy | 15 hours ago

Can't two things be true at the same time?

Full-Contract6143 | 15 hours ago

Yes, but many western religious don’t understand dialectics… or, basic common sense.

lexbi | 12 hours ago

And how did those animals come to be before the ark was supposedly built?

BlackRaspberryJammin | 11 hours ago

A boat would prove nothing. We know they were boats whenever the fairly was set but just because you find a boat doesn't mean it was the fairy tale one. It may be shaped like a wooden shoe.

digitalgirlie | 20 hours ago

Science doesn't care what they think.

Archeotechnician | 20 hours ago

Exactly. Its like they don't realize the entire point of science boils down to the notion of falsifiability.

Gung_Honess | 20 hours ago

Okay bet! But if you find fuck all the churches gotta start paying taxes. Deal?

DeadrthanDead | 22 hours ago

Hopefully this keeps them occupied for a while.

Theblokeonthehill | 19 hours ago

I’ve still got the shits with Noah for leaving the unicorns off the boat. There no coming back from that.

badwolf1013 | 19 hours ago

Make sure Geraldo Rivera is there with cameras.

irwtkyrm | 18 hours ago

Yeah let me know how that goes for you

TheSmurfGod | 18 hours ago

AOL is something else. Anyone else getting the crazy egregious hyperlinks in between the stories? Makes the whole thing goofy and demerits the article

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

I got >'I was gang raped, disemboweled and had to carry my intestines in my hands'

And > OpenAI boss named exact date AI 'could kill humanity'

Gives lurid tabloid lol

TheSmurfGod | 8 hours ago

Exactly what I saw, clicked out immediately. Gives Christian click bait to me lmao

TwoFlower68 | 8 hours ago

Ah, I'm not familiar with "Christian clickbait". I have to get online more (or maybe not lol)

TheSmurfGod | 8 hours ago

More things I’ve seen on my grandmas computer as a kid while tryna find games on her computer. She was very religious and the internet knew it. That’s the articles I was exposed to AS A KID because they wanted to push stuff like that on Christian news sources which was her home page.

Holiday-West9601 | 17 hours ago

Been disproven so many times! But please continue to prove us right!

bunker_man | 16 hours ago

Even if Noah's arc was true how would that disprove anything.

Zebra971 | 15 hours ago

Great claims require great evidence, bring it on.

alienalf1 | 13 hours ago

Good luck with that

SnooGuavas2610 | 12 hours ago

If it landed on the top of a mountain, where did all the material come from to bury it?

rbobby | 12 hours ago

How funny if this is what releases the foul one from his prison?

holyiwan | 11 hours ago

Lmao what’s an international archeologist

Epona44 | 11 hours ago

Oh my! The extremes that people will go to to defend their mythology.

megaapfel | 10 hours ago

Witzke is a conspiracy theorist with 0 scientific background and no education.

Don't give her any attention.

phunphan | 10 hours ago

That is how science works. Any true scientist welcomes new information. Thoughts in science are supposed to change with new facts.

Bring the facts!

Forsaken-Weird-8428 | 21 hours ago

What if "Noah's Ark" was a spaceship that seeded earth?

Buzz1ight | 20 hours ago

I believe it was the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B, but maybe that just brought the people.

Ell2509 | 22 hours ago

I, doubt.

Ass_Cream_Cone | 22 hours ago

Good. Fucking. Grief…

louisa1925 | 21 hours ago

Not a very important site, if the plan is to hack it up.

Sassy-irish-lassy | 19 hours ago

I don't this this site is considered culturally significant, and it wouldn't be important at all when they find out that's not what this is

uranuanqueen | 19 hours ago

Who is to say that some religious fanatics didn’t place an Ark - with the biblical descriptions and instructions - on there? That’s very possible!

That’s how that man from Mexico? Or some southern American country displayed some papermached caricature of some Alien? He lied to the world just to be able to prove a thesis right.

So, this just shows that there are crazy people in the world who would do these things!

I mean all these Christian churches tend to be well funded with all the tithes, offerings, donations etc etc plus they don’t even get taxed like the rest of us. They can def afford to pull off a stunt like this

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

You're going to love the story of the crystal skulls lol

djserc | 21 hours ago

Where at? ..

Grimdark-Waterbender | 21 hours ago

I mean nevermind that Darwin disavowed Evolutionary Theory 🙄

RedBMWZ2 | 21 hours ago

I'm waiting for that published paper that proves once and for all the ark is real and wins the Nobel prize

dan_jeffers | 21 hours ago

This is the real work: "who is the marketing and fundraising director of the scheme"

legosgrrl | 21 hours ago

Another day another "rapture" 🔥

AlfhildsShieldmaiden | 21 hours ago

Bring it!

Iambrokennow | 21 hours ago

Can we look for Supermans fortress in the arctic next?

Yugan-Dali | 21 hours ago

I just want to know how the 8 people on the ark fed, watered, and cleaned up after all those animals. And how they provided food.

thejohnmc963 | 21 hours ago

Nope

yacoub15 | 21 hours ago

Haha!

  • Nelson Muntz

Karma_1969 | 21 hours ago

I love this kind of argument, it's so obviously illogical. Even if evolution by means of natural selection was proven 100% wrong tomorrow, it would do absolutely nothing to support their claims about their religion.

DogTattoos | 21 hours ago

9 year old kid says he will win the NBA title single handedly next season. 🙄

Memory_Less | 21 hours ago

And reasonable Christians around the world are taking a multiple head plants because of how these literalist evangelicals have upended reason and have destroyed the legitimacy of Christianity.

PsychologicalTowel79 | 20 hours ago

I think going in with a bias casts a shadow over the whole thing.

particlecore | 20 hours ago

On the edge of my seat, what a fucking joke

looking4myclASSm8s | 20 hours ago

Don’t forget Noah was 600 years old when he built the ark. And lived another 350 after that

helly1080 | 20 hours ago

We will finally solve what happened to the unicorn!

JerkBezerberg | 20 hours ago

This kinda seems like the sort of thing that an unseen hand would to do to "find proof" of something that would would reaffirm the conviction of a group that said hand controls, before the puppet group is told to violently purge a fundamentally opposition group (likely based in a more accurate sense of the reality around them). That group to be purged having been systestematically demonized for years by that same unseen hand in preparation of such a purge, this seems like just a liiiiiiitle more gasoline on a powder keg. OH! Also the puppet group has also been well armed for decades, through years of legislation, put into place by that same fucking unseen hand, that has put INNUMERABLELY more weapons in their hands. As someone who doesn't support genocide, pedophiles, genocidal pedophiles, concentration camps, erosion of civil liberties, massive inflation, etc... I do not love hearing this news.

One-Environment-1444 | 20 hours ago

Hahaha!

Usrnamesrhard | 20 hours ago

Lol

coheedcollapse | 20 hours ago

Even if Noah's ark does exist in some form, does literally anyone believe any human made structure could "rescue" the entirety of our planet's animal species?

I feel like if we did ever find the ark's resting place it'd solidify the fact that the Bible isn't as literal as a lot of people assume.

YouSure-AboutThat | 20 hours ago

And when they find no evidence I’m sure they’ll admit they were mistaken, just like they expect “Darwinism” to do.

AvoCryptoHye | 20 hours ago

Stupid people doing stupid things.

Altruistic_Seat_6644 | 20 hours ago

There is no ‘´Sky Daddy’´, you morons. Neither is there a Noah’s ark.

Random_182f2565 | 20 hours ago

Lol lmao

carlitospig | 20 hours ago

That headline made me snort.

WINDMILEYNO | 20 hours ago

Watch them fuck it up and destroy everything

Will2LiveFading | 20 hours ago

I'm waiting

CutCrazy7325 | 20 hours ago

It isn't even the same shape as the vessel described in the bible

Purple_Deer1975 | 20 hours ago

Every year or so, Noah’s Ark is discovered. Then nothing comes of it. I wonder which religious organization is planting these stories?

Qanaesin | 20 hours ago

I never understood why Christians are so quick to disprove and/or prove the existence of the Bible. Their whole argument is FAITH and how you’re suppose to BELIEVE that he is there?

lordm43 | 20 hours ago

Who believes this shite?

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

Quite a large number of people take the Bible to be a true accounting of historical events

MeatPiston | 19 hours ago

Uh good luck with that.

littlebigdogg | 19 hours ago

These people are always good for a laugh!

Noalgeriansallowed | 19 hours ago

Who is funding this, aka who is getting scammed here?

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

Evangelicals, most likely. It's pretty harmless considering what nefarious causes they could otherwise be funding

bluereddit2 | 19 hours ago

More like a Darwin Award will be awarded.

SuspiciousMap9630 | 19 hours ago

“A former Senate candidate, Witzke is a self-proclaimed 'flat-earther', who once called the Covid vaccine a "Satanic plot".”

yawn

neegis666 | 19 hours ago

candidate for the longest running scam on Earth..

floods happened but this thing is just a tourist trap dating back to the Christian Roman Empire

Rescuepets777 | 19 hours ago

How exactly would proving that one thing in the Bible happened (they won't) disprove evolution?

mokapepper | 19 hours ago

Once the ark reached land and when the two of everything walked off the ark wouldn't food be scarce? Wouldn't some animals prey on other animals? If the animals survived the food shortage and got down to mating, wouldn't the offspring start inbreeding? Are all animals today riddled with recessive traits?

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

Brother, don't go down that road. That way lies apostasy 😭

Frostsorrow | 19 hours ago

I mean there is some fairly decent evidence that a extremely large flood happened in the Mediterranean around the time that the story of Noah would have happened. It just wasn't from a vengeful God, it was from a massive land slide or glacier falling into the sea.

Whistles_in_the_Dark | 19 hours ago

What are they hoping to find via drilling? Can someone save me a click, please? This makes me feel tired.

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

Evidence of (petrified) wood obviously

whitebread13 | 18 hours ago

“Experts involbed in the Turkey dig … “ ‘nuf said

Tasty-Hour4040 | 18 hours ago

Mmkay, if you say so

Major-Hooters | 18 hours ago

If religion was so good then we would all be going to a church, synagogue, mosque or temple to get well when we are sick with cancer, cold, flu, or any other ailment instead of seeing a doctor. Religion is just stupid.

scixlovesu | 18 hours ago

Is this the vaguely boat-shaped natural rock formation? Which is proof of a box made of gopherwood was there 4,000 years ago? Yeah, drill, baby, drill, I don't think core samples of rock are going to "dismantle", um, "Darwinism".

That's not how ANYTHING works. And doesn't really belong on a sub ostensibly about science.

Obsidian743 | 18 hours ago

I'm pretty sure even Ken Ham doesn't think this is Noah's ark.

Samwoodstone | 18 hours ago

It’s ironic that the people who so demonstratively antagonize the scientific method that brought us the theory of biological evolution are the same ones who practice social Darwinism on a grand scale, especially in Palestine.

Floreat_democratia | 17 hours ago

I have been seeing variations on this story for the last 40 years. It’s the ultimate “real soon now” red meat for the believers. Hilarious that nobody who belongs to this cult ever thinks, “hey, this is the same story I first read about in 1978, just rewritten and repackaged for a new generation.”

ThePiachu | 17 hours ago

I think someone confuses abiogenesis with evolution...

bladex1234 | 17 hours ago

AOL is a blast from the past.

LaCharretteSanJuan | 16 hours ago

Drilling?

YallRedditForThis | 16 hours ago

Darwinism is front row and centre doing the drilling.

LoganHowlett1832 | 16 hours ago

It’s of course just rocks. But they’ll just move the goal posts again and continue this nonsensical ark bullshit.

ETAB_E | 15 hours ago

Fake. It will prove that Ziusudra was real and had a boat.

EyeSuspicious777 | 15 hours ago

If they can prove that Noah's ark was real, will they also admit that God set the world record for most abortions performed when he killed every pregnant woman's fetus that wasn't a part of Noah's family?

Bare-E_Raws | 15 hours ago

A former Senate candidate, Witzke is a self-proclaimed 'flat-earther', who once called the Covid vaccine a "Satanic plot".

popejohnsmith | 15 hours ago

How would a verification of the flood story matter in any way to consideration of Darwin's theory on the origin of species?

MarkyGalore | 14 hours ago

What on earth is that a picture of in the article?

Lower_Ad_1317 | 13 hours ago

Hmmm. Interesting site and the findings will be interesting also. I know there are reports that there is a ‘flood layer’, or what appears to be a layer in the record, suggesting areas were collectively under water over a certain period. But I don’t known what is going to be found doing this dig.

But yeah interesting to see the results

MrBarnaclePhD | 13 hours ago

Whatever they find they'll claim is the ark. Despite the fact that it would have been made out of wood which would have dissolved a thousand times by now, lol.

gielbondhu | 13 hours ago

Lauren Witzke. Hahahaha!

CollegeMiddle6841 | 12 hours ago

Lmfao, not bloody likely.

WaterGlassPuncherMan | 11 hours ago

Bwahahahaha!

gadget850 | 11 hours ago

I await the big news conference.

djhypergiant | 11 hours ago

They find Noah's ark but its full of Neanderthal skeletons

nyxie3 | 11 hours ago

If they find nothing, will Christianity be dismantled, or will they shift the goalposts yet again?

GurAltruistic2189 | 11 hours ago

Given I was raised Mormon, not average U.S. Christian, but I used to fully believe evolution was true and so was Noah’s Ark. The existence of the flood would have done little to disprove Darwinism to me.

GeneralCommand4459 | 10 hours ago

According to the article the guy involved is a “former Senate candidate, [and] a self-proclaimed 'flat-earther'”

Which makes we wonder if he going to fly back home in a straight line from the site?

GeneralCommand4459 | 10 hours ago

Why do they need to prove anything if they have faith? 🤔

639FestivalSunrise | 10 hours ago

All religion is a delusion. The universe is far too enormous for this planet to be important. At best, any God of this planet is just an alien on holiday just fucking with the locals.

Saassy11 | 10 hours ago

Friendly reminder this is being paid for with our tax dollars

Anarimus | 10 hours ago

A former Senate candidate, Witzke is a self-proclaimed 'flat-earther', who once called the Covid vaccine a "Satanic plot".

I’m not overly concerned.

here4daratio | 8 hours ago

She’s also a former drug smuggler, so there’s that

Jax72 | 10 hours ago

Trump level stupidity

RR321 | 10 hours ago

It's nice knowing that stupid people are at least drilling their own grave...

fkoff-now | 9 hours ago

Ermagerhd, my lack of beliefs will be toppled

Max_Danage | 9 hours ago

How much is this costing? I pretty sure their messiah would encourage a different use for that money.

Ghastly-Rubberfat | 9 hours ago

They are so close to doing science. Maybe a 14 year old with a C average could help them figure it out.

LurkBot9000 | 9 hours ago

Theyre going to fight science with archeology. Bold maneuver

Far-Preparation-4879 | 9 hours ago

Why would Noah leave the Ark on top of a mountain anyways.

LinearFluid | 8 hours ago

A fitting end for the former Drug Mule and Cartel play thing Witzke would be a Turkish Prison when she screws this all up.

TokeThatIn | 8 hours ago

This is so stupid I’m embarrassed for humans. And people who believe this are allowed to vote?

Wise_Control_1640 | 8 hours ago

Heh heh heh

TheRealTK421 | 8 hours ago

What part of any of this ridiculous drivel justifiably belongs in a science subreddit?!

queensnuggles | 8 hours ago

Hahahahahahahahaha

devoid0101 | 8 hours ago

Darwin believed in God. Belief in God is not contrary to science. Belief in God also doesn’t mean you have to believe Earth was created 6000 years ago, around the time of the Babylonian version of Noah’s ark.

possiblylallorona | 7 hours ago

Great. Get pieces of petrified wood and call it the ark. Put it next to the shroud of Turin and a few well-preserved “incorruptible saints” in the National Museum of Silliness.

TilapiaTango | 7 hours ago

I am more interested to find out that aol.com is still around!

CynicalKnight | 7 hours ago

It's Al Capone's Vault all over again.

alargepowderedwater | 7 hours ago

Trying to materially, concretely prove that the god you worship is history’s greatest mass murderer is quite the quest.

What’s the end game here? “Noah’s Ark is real! Believe in God or he will SLAUGHTER ALL LIFE ON EARTH ONCE AGAIN.”

This is a god we’re supposed to want to worship?

mynam3isn3o | 21 hours ago

There could be a large boat there. It could have been built by ancients expecting a flood. There could have been climate/weather conditions that inspired them to do this. They could have attempted to fill it farm and domesticated animals. All this is possible, while remembering; stories from the Bible, Torah, and Quran are based upon heavily mythologized events which were passed down via spoken stories generation to generation over thousands of years. A simple story about a boat could have easily rendered into the great fable about Noah’s Ark over thousands of years of oral tradition. So if they find something; cool. But it doesn’t prove the fable true.

Edit: nor would this discovery reduce the importance of the lessons that the fable of Noah teaches us.

CostTemporary3924 | 14 hours ago

Anyone else notice all the typos in the article? Go AI!

Some-Leopard5025 | 14 hours ago

AI generated texts don't have typos. AI generates by word not letter. It has odd grammar but not spelling mistakes.

Lotsavodka | 19 hours ago

Evolution is only minimal adaptations to environments. Full Darwinism is BS.

TwoFlower68 | 14 hours ago

You don't seem to realise the concept of deep time. Those small adaptations start to add up when you have billions of years to play with

Plastic-Caramel3714 | 20 hours ago

How is this science?