A Periodic Map of Cheese

159 points by sfrechtling 10 days ago on hackernews | 80 comments

zeristor | 10 days ago

Perhaps cheese from Mad Max: Fury Road Mother’s milk.

Theoretically Lions etc, could be milked. As could some whales.

This is left as an exercise for the reader.

goosejuice | 10 days ago

When I was behind the cheese case quite awhile ago, we had a customer who misunderstood Wales as Whales. A good laugh was had.

"How do they milk the whales!?"

dhosek | 10 days ago

SCUBA gear, obviously.

ndsipa_pomu | 9 days ago

> "How do they milk the whales!?"

Caerphilly?

goosejuice | 9 days ago

Very Caerphilly

dhosek | 10 days ago

Quotes from two bits of entertainment come to mind:

Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch:

C: Paper Cramer,

O: no

C: Danish Bimbo,

O: no

C: Czech sheep’s milk,

O: no

C: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

O: Not today, sir, no.

And Meet the Parents:

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.

Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

GuB-42 | 10 days ago

> Theoretically Lions etc, could be milked

I hope you are talking about lionesses... As a reader, there are some exercises I would rather not do.

coke12 | 10 days ago

What about human cheese?

ivaivanova | 10 days ago

Would love to learn more about how to put this together?
The "Fantasy, but the chemistry works" phrasing in the last box on the first tab makes me suspect chatbot input.

Which is a pity, because I like the exhaustive structure. I just can't trust it. But I guess if I was going to dive into inventing weird cheeses, I wouldn't start with a blog post anyway.

(It would be so easy to generate 50k "Periodic table of <noun>" pages and just throw them into the wild. The public internet really is cooked, isn't it).

goosejuice | 10 days ago

Curiously missing human milk source. Not that I advise it.

Big fan of the thistle + sheep cheeses. Queso de la Serena and Azeitao are fantastic and very interesting.

Quadrello makes a great grilled cheese.

globular-toast | 10 days ago

It's missing loads of other mammals too, like seals and whales which are often over 60% fat.

eulgro | 10 days ago

At what point does milk become oil?
human milk is pretty delicious?

radiorental | 10 days ago

I'm fairly certain at some point very early in your career you thought so! You may have even cried out for it in public!!

ChrisArchitect | 10 days ago

Aside: why do all these "Index of.." or "Map of..." dataset compilation sites lately all have the same beige color scheme and font look?

desmondwillow | 10 days ago

Claude prefers it.

lukeasch21 | 10 days ago

I suspect the surface level answer has something to do with AI, but I would be curious to know the deeper factors at play. Do all popular models gravitate towards the same frameworks and design patterns? As an aside, I'm a little bit suspect of this account having no activity since 2019 and then posting this. Hopefully I'm just overthinking things.

ChrisArchitect | 10 days ago

Thing is I'm quickly developing a reaction/aversion to these vibecoded things soon as I see them load. Like, c'mon. Claude did the heavy lifting, put some of you into the look.

globular-toast | 10 days ago

Nice. At first I thought there must have a dimension missing as it put things like brie and ricotta together. But then I noticed you can choose different dimensions, and there's more than just one more dimension!

I like cheese but I am concerned about the ethics of it so I eat far less than I could. If you make cheese it's quite shocking how much milk you need to make a single portion of it. I make paneer sometimes and use the whey to make chapati. I wish I could be sure the milk I consume doesn't harm the cows. I also know they take the calves away and kill them too.

chakintosh | 10 days ago

I hate how I can now tell a website is made with claude within 2s of looking at it.

dust42 | 10 days ago

That website is so low effort that 2s is actually long to figure it out. Very sure that it is robot upvoted.

Edit: I live in the cheese triangle, France - Switzerland - Italy.

Not everyone votes based on effort. The idea might be interesting to people and provoke discussion no matter how much time OP (?) spent creating it.

Citizen_Lame | 10 days ago

Vibe voting. No brain cells required.
This doesn't make any sense.
It looks good, but since the design is becoming so ubiquitous in the small personal projects space (elsewhere as well, but I think it is most noticeable here) it is also boring.

I've vibecoded a few websites for my own use that look very similar to this. If I designed them myself, I would (in those cases) not put up enough effort so they would be much less refined, but also less boring?

edit: The expand/collapse behaviour of the table cells is quite strange. So the design is not that okay, afterall.

l3x4ur1n | 10 days ago

But, if the information is factual, does it matter if it is designed and coded by Claude? I was interested in information, not really the website design.

ungreased0675 | 10 days ago

The challenge is in knowing how factual the information is. Might be unfair, but in my head people using AI to quickly make a thing are very unlikely to spend a lot of time validating and verifying information. The time saved could be spent making sure it’s legit, but that rarely happens.

bibstha | 10 days ago

> Yak Milk Gruyère

> If a Nepali dairy cooperative partnered with an Alpine affineur, this could be extraordinary — dense, butterscotch-rich, with a savory depth that cow milk can't match.

I believe Himalayan French Cheese is doing this already. https://www.facebook.com/himalayanfrenchcheese/

densekernel | 10 days ago

I was so hoping for a period table with elements like Ch, Br, Pa

Galanwe | 10 days ago

I am shocked that soft and fresh cheese are conflated in the same category. Both the texture and process are different. Brie is nothing like Ricotta.

gowld | 10 days ago

I don't know why Submitter added the incorrect "periodic" modifier to the title.

croisillon | 10 days ago

not a periodic map ; sounded promising but the text is just AI slop

haunter | 10 days ago

Brie and ricotta in the same category :D

That isntantly invalidates the whole thing

chaidhat | 10 days ago

Can't deer make cheese? Why is it specific to Reindeer?

compass_copium | 10 days ago

It's limited to domesticized animals.

soperj | 10 days ago

tons of domesticated deer though? What about Bison.

compass_copium | 9 days ago

Had never heard of domesticated deer, interesting. I guess there must be no milk production using them.

aksss | 10 days ago

Have you ever tried milking a moose?
I like how "soft to hard" makes sense as a gradient, which is often the flaw in new "periodic tables," but, for anyone who might know, does Cow to Reindeer make any sense here as a gradient? I'm guessing not?

AgentNews | 10 days ago

We've forgotten the crackers! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nwwu6GpCTBg
Why put comté and gruyère in two different categories? I just realized that in France the categorization of cheeses is closer to how they are prepared:

- fresh

- soft

- hard but not cooked

- hard and cooked

and it results in entirely different groupings. This will surely make some people unhappy.

GuB-42 | 10 days ago

Bloomy-Rind Buffalo is actually not rare at all, at least in France and Italy. I can find it in grocery stores.

Look for "Camembert di Bufala". It tastes as described in the website.

Also, while I can't think of hard goat cheese in the same way as Parmigiano-Reggiano, small Crottin-style goat cheese age well in the right conditions. For example, Pelardon can be sold at various stages: fresh, creamy, dry. The very aged kind can exceed a year and looks a bit like a cookie: hard, brownish, much smaller than the fresh kind because it lost most of its moisture. But it doesn't taste at all like a cookie, it is very strong, enough to numb your tongue, you can grate it if you want to.

Arodex | 10 days ago

Very hard goat cheese exists and is called "séchon" (from "sécher", i.e. to dry out).

And yes, camembert du buffala is produced and exported. Can't blame the author of the website for not knowing that, I think it is a very recent invention* and in a very minor volume compared to mozzarella of the same milk.

*I couldn't find a source in French or English, and my Italian is not good enough.

themonsu | 10 days ago

I don't know if it's just me, but having built enough websites with AI tools, I'm 99% sure this site has been built with AI. Nothing wrong with that, but the AI look makes me doubt the content is also just put together by AI.

yokoprime | 10 days ago

Agreed. This looks exactly like something I would get with the prompt "make me av website with the periodic table of cheese"

compass_copium | 10 days ago

I dunno, I'm a dyed-in-the-wool, certified AI hater, and even I don't really care if this is AI or not. The cheeses I am aware of match their descriptions well, and if AI let some guy make this in like fifteen minutes so I can read this silly, fun site on the toilet at work, that's fine to me.

themonsu | 10 days ago

AI definitely could be used for something worse than categorizing cheese, I just recognize that the moment I see a page is AI-generated, my motivation to consume the content of the page drops.

nomel | 10 days ago

> my motivation to consume the content of the page drops.

I suspect this is a feature backed by an innate brain process related to down-weighting the storage potential of information from untrustworthy people, as a type of resistance to the human brain equivalent of a "poison" attack. For example, some guy that lied to you in the past walks up. Brain releases chemical that reduces "excitement", brain doesn't store said BS as readily.

compass_copium | 9 days ago

That's totally fair, I guess my defenses aren't that high because most of what I view online comes from HN or a few small reddit communities, so I'm not exposed to much slop.

bobro | 10 days ago

Aren’t you concerned with consuming made up information? There has to be a million fun silly sites you haven’t read that a real person put real research and real effort into. LLMs just can’t do stuff like this accurately right now.

compass_copium | 9 days ago

Yes, I am, but I guess I don't assume anything like a blog or infographic online is accurate unless it's from a "good" source (news organization, citing a reputable book, etc.), just as a starting point to find something legitimate to read if it piques my interest in the topic. The writing didn't throw any particular red flags, so I didn't really care if the backend was AI constructed.

Affric | 10 days ago

And it’s actually attempting a periodic table rather than just using the aesthetics as found in Mendeleev’s.

compass_copium | 9 days ago

?

Mendeleev's periodic table was organized by periods of chemical properties...

wiremine | 10 days ago

I totally agree: This feels like Claude Code created it. It's the new, AI version of "It was clearly built with Bootstrap"

As a cheese lover, I don't care too much. :-)

paganel | 10 days ago

As a fellow cheese lover I would have loved for more geographical diversity, especially when it comes to sheep cheese. Ok, it didn't include Romanian telemea (I'm Romanian myself), but it could have at least gone for the Greek feta. Some Anatolian or Middle Eastern varieties would have also helped.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telemea

It's missing the characteristic element of a periodic table, which is both a visual and explanatory representation of the relationship between the composition of the different substances and their properties.

The concept is there, but it is presented as a regular table, not the classical periodic table.

The notion of "missing e̶l̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ cheeses" is entertaining, and the only real reference to the actual periodic table.

deIeted | 10 days ago

why would you say 99% or even qualify it? Just say maybe we shouldn't be promoting one-shot 30-second AI outputs.

MinimalAction | 10 days ago

The idea is cool, but I have become personally allergic to AI generated content and styles. This one is pretty surely built using Claude.

stared | 10 days ago

Memorandum: please do not use the word "periodic" for things that are not periodic

Other suitable choices: chart, classification, taxonomy, visualization, table, map, etc, etc.

jmward01 | 10 days ago

I don't care what tools built this. This site is why I still have faith in the internet.

comrade1234 | 10 days ago

Really surprised to see Sbrinz. I didn't think it ever made it outside Switzerland. It's like Parmesan but objectively better - with sbrinz only organic milk is used while with Parmesan Italian farmers use antibiotics by default. Sbrinz has more milk fat and is aged longer. It's so much better and we use it all the time here.

Freak_NL | 10 days ago

Completely wrong about the harder goat milk cheeses.

I can get a variety of goat's cheese at my local cheesemongers, including really old goat so hard it crumbles. So extra-hard goat is not a gap.

I wouldn't call the hard goat rare either, it's available in every larger Dutch supermarket; we're not talking casu martzu level of rare here.

ndsipa_pomu | 9 days ago

We've got some hard goat cheeses available in UK supermarkets (e.g. https://www.tesco.com/shop/en-GB/products/282319267) though I wouldn't consider them extra-hard like parmesan.

There's this hard one from Aldi that looks a bit like Gouda and happens to be made with Dutch milk: https://www.aldi.co.uk/product/emporium-hard-goats-cheese-00...

wouldbecouldbe | 10 days ago

Seems like all dutch cheeses are just grouped under gouda, fine but there are plenty of extra hard, hard, semi-hard, semi goat cheeses. Same with the cow cheeses.

See hard goat cheese example, its delicious https://www.goudsekaasshop.nl/geitenkaas-oud-1-kilo.html?gad...

monooso | 10 days ago

A surprising lack of feta.

Insanity | 10 days ago

I really like cheese, but I'm also vegetarian. It would be a useful feature to mark which cheese is vegetarian on this visualization. I know it's not the point of the website, but it'd be a nice bonus :)

loganc2342 | 10 days ago

Excuse my ignorance, but is there any reason any cheese on here wouldn't be vegetarian?

rkomorn | 10 days ago

Lots of cheese is curdled using rennet, which can come from stomachs of killed calves.
If you check wikipedia, you will find that most is coming from GMO'd yeasts and moulds these days.

rkomorn | 10 days ago

Okay?

Lots of European cheeses still use animal rennet, including several well known AOC (or PDO in English, I guess) ones with recognizable names.

I can check Wikipedia all I want but that doesn't make several of the cheeses I like to buy vegetarian.

Insanity | 10 days ago

Yup, exactly this. I’m European and prefer EU cheese, but many do use animal rennet.

ComputerGuru | 10 days ago

Isn’t that kind of an “implementation detail” of the cheese? Like you can’t categorically say one way or the other for some without knowing the process used? Obviously some forego that altogether, but for the majority it would simply depend, no?

(I have many close friends that are similarly pedantic though for other reasons.)

Anyway, the site lets you categorize by processing method. All the acid cure options should meet your requirements, no?

notorandit | 10 days ago

I am thrilled to see how much Italy and France have contributed to world cheese world.

Mozzarella di bufala campana is my no. 1 choice, hands down.

rsendv | 10 days ago

Where is Brunost?
Not a cheese, despite the name.

teo_zero | 10 days ago

Neither is ricotta, actually.

shoobiedoo | 10 days ago

Since we're a bunch of nerds here, just wanted to throw this out there: cheesemaking is really, really fun. I highly recommend it.

I lived five minutes from a dairy farmer in Japan and he sold it to me for around a dollar a liter, so I made cheese dozens of times. Depending on where you live, finding low-heat pasteurized milk might be tricky, but if you can get fresh milk and pasteurize yourself, I really recommend trying it out.

If you're thinking of giving it a try, start with feta. With feta, flooring the PH is okay, which is a big no-no for most other cheeses (where you usually try to nail around 5.4). Since feta gets brined anyway, you don't have to mess around with an ideal fermentation environment (that being said, vacuum packing some cheeses avoids this anyway). Finally, feta has a very short aging period so you can dive in and try your first cheese sooner than later.

ianstormtaylor | 10 days ago

This website lists no sources, no author, and all of the content is littered with traces of being AI-generated (both in the table and in the descriptions). It seems hard to trust any piece of it that you don't already know in advance to be true, which feels pretty useless.

Flag-worthy if you ask me.

lloydatkinson | 10 days ago

It's also the first time I've heard of cheese made of Horse milk which feels like the absurd sort of thing you'd get if you kept prompting AI to "find the rarest types of cheese".