Microsoft tried to ban "Microslop", and six months later it has given up

82 points by theanonymousone 16 hours ago on hackernews | 15 comments

dude250711 | 16 hours ago

They went AI too hard too soon. It only truly started being usable for dev this year.

Razengan | 16 hours ago

Micro$oft should stick to worrying about Windoze

drdaeman | 15 hours ago

Ah, I see you’re a person of culture as well.

Not really relevant though. They sure should be serious about GitHub, npm, and plenty of other things they run, too.

rschiavone | 16 hours ago

Maybe having 81 different things called Copilot does not help if you want to get taken seriously

https://teybannerman.com/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-micros...

Iolaum | 16 hours ago

Funny thing is that this is coming from human slop.

spiderfarmer | 16 hours ago

> "How many branding mistakes do you want to make?"

"All of them"

Razengan | 16 hours ago

Microsoft Live Passport Copilot.net Ultimate Professional Home Edition 360

(generated by Astra)

ElProlactin | 16 hours ago

Can't speak to that one, but Studio Copilot.net Ultimate Home Professional Visual Edition 365# Server 95 was one of the best pieces of software I've ever used.

sethaurus | 15 hours ago

Show me the incentiveslop and I'll show you the outcomeslop.

invader | 16 hours ago

Can't ban the truth, heh?

hacker_homie | 16 hours ago

Like most things Microsoft, "gave up after six months" is accurate.

glimshe | 13 hours ago

Microsoft should now release a brand new UI framework, this time designed and implemented end-to-end by AI:

Microsoft Visualization Copilot

If there's anyone from Microsoft here, let your bosses know I'll accept a Chief Prompting Officer role to help get it (and much more) out of the door.

VCFundedGenYer | 12 hours ago

Maybe if they didn't have a toddler CEO that's completely asleep at the wheel they would have prevented losing in the court of public opinion.

techjamie | 9 hours ago

They're being surprisingly intentional about trashing consumer trust. They recently patented a method to inject ads during downtime in video games[1]. Plus they changed Xbox GamePass so you can only play 5-15 hours a month on it, depending on your plan.

Why is installing Linux suddenly becoming mainstream? I don't think any of the managers at Microslop know.

[1] https://www.polygon.com/microsoft-patent-in-game-ads-load-sc...

foxtrot8672 | 11 hours ago

Their execution is improving, but their models aren't as good as Anthropic or Open Ai