Trade Dollars with other startups. Book it as revenue
●ACME paid $4M to ZENITH for 'AI services' • ZENITH paid $4M to ACME for 'AI infra'●FORGE.io booked $12M ARR (12 customers, all founded by their investors)●VERTEX swapped $800K with NIMBUS — both reported 4x QoQ growth 📈●OAK & PINE routed $2.1M through a Cayman LLC. Series C closing Friday.●Chime us if your CFO is also your roommate●ACME paid $4M to ZENITH for 'AI services' • ZENITH paid $4M to ACME for 'AI infra'●FORGE.io booked $12M ARR (12 customers, all founded by their investors)●VERTEX swapped $800K with NIMBUS — both reported 4x QoQ growth 📈●OAK & PINE routed $2.1M through a Cayman LLC. Series C closing Friday.●Chime us if your CFO is also your roommate●ACME paid $4M to ZENITH for 'AI services' • ZENITH paid $4M to ACME for 'AI infra'●FORGE.io booked $12M ARR (12 customers, all founded by their investors)●VERTEX swapped $800K with NIMBUS — both reported 4x QoQ growth 📈●OAK & PINE routed $2.1M through a Cayman LLC. Series C closing Friday.●Chime us if your CFO is also your roommate
▲ Backed by yc, a16z, & your cousin
Trade Dollars with other startups.
Book it as revenue.
RevSwap.ai is the world's first peer-to-peer revenue laundering platform for SF startups. You give us $1M. We give you $1M back. Now you have $1M in ARR. Math.
*there is no whitepaper
100% Real Revenue™
How it (barely) works
§ Step by step
01
List your fake invoice
Upload a PDF. Any PDF. We don't read them.
02
Match with a peer
Our algo pairs you with a startup of equivalent burn.
03
Swap dollars
You wire them $X. They wire you $X. Everyone wins.
04
Book the ARR
Email your investor deck. Add 'AI'. Raise at 80x.
● Live
Today's swaps
Updated in real-time. Names changed to protect the criminally overvalued.
Party A
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Party B
Amount
Memo
Acme.ai
⇄
Zenith Labs
$4.2M
"
called it 'enterprise pilot'
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Pine.so
⇄
Mercer AI
$2.4M
"
'strategic partnership'
"
Founders love us
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Closed a $40M Series B in 11 days. Have not spoken to a customer since 2022.
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Brad K.
CEO, Synaptyx (formerly DogWalk.ai)
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I swapped $2M with my college roommate's startup. We're both unicorns now. Wild.
"
Priya M.
Co-founder, Vexel
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RevSwap helped us hit $20M ARR with 3 employees. Two of them are interns.
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Chad L.
Founder, Helio Compute
FAQ
Is this legal?+
We prefer the term 'pre-legal'. Our lawyers are also our customers.
Will the SEC notice?+
The SEC is busy with crypto. You have at least 18 months.
Do I need a real product?+
No. A landing page with the word 'agentic' is sufficient.
What's your business model?+
We take 2% of every swap. Then we swap our revenue with another platform.
Is this a meme?+
It's only a meme until it isn't.
Stop building.
Start swapping.
Join 412 SF startups already booking imaginary revenue. Your Series C is one wire transfer away.
No credit card. No product. No problem.